# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 78
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1542 "2010-04-17T13:28:08Z")
“Bone china horses” Said the gentleman caller “Rats, not him” she thought. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1543 "2010-04-17T16:39:53Z")
“Rats, not him” she thought. (the rodents bit the wrong guy) “He touched not your cheese!” ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1544 "2010-04-17T17:44:44Z")
“He touched not your cheese!” But he was a cheesy guy You come here often? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1545 "2010-04-17T18:17:08Z")
“You come here often?” Said the joker to the thief Watchtower meeting ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1546 "2010-04-17T19:01:28Z")
Watchtower meeting Between Dylan and Hendrix That would be awesome! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1547 "2010-04-17T19:50:44Z")
“That would be awesome!” I said when they asked about _Incredibles 2._ ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1548 "2010-04-17T20:28:21Z")
_Incredibles 2_ Out of my demographic Get off my lawn, kids! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1549 "2010-04-17T20:44:42Z")
Get off my lawn, kids Your carefree summer playing Makes me feel so old ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1550 "2010-04-18T01:51:13Z")
Makes me feel so old The Rolling Stones had it right What a drag it is… ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1551 "2010-04-18T01:56:48Z")
What a drag it is… Working from sunrise to dusk Just for a few bucks ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1552 "2010-04-18T03:10:05Z")
Just for a few bucks I will not do very much please pay me well, sir. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1553 "2010-04-18T05:14:56Z")
please pay me well, sir. and six days off ev’ry week why am I jobless? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1554 "2010-04-18T12:49:25Z")
Why am I jobless? I thought “Casual Friday” meant wearing a thong ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1555 "2010-04-18T13:21:47Z")
Meant “wearing a thong” but said “totally naked” don’t think she’ll call back. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1556 "2010-04-18T14:07:04Z")
Don’t think she’ll call back. But then, she loves that Gaga No big loss, really ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1557 "2010-04-18T17:25:43Z")
No big loss, really Just get a divorce, Elin And make Tiger pay. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1558 "2010-04-18T17:30:16Z")
And make Tiger pay Lots of women can do this Dumb texting Tiger ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1559 "2010-04-18T21:36:03Z")
Dumb texting tiger can’t hit the right keys with his giant furry paws. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1560 "2010-04-19T02:43:35Z")
Giant furry paws Crush the tiger’s helpless prey. Nature lacks mercy. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1561 "2010-04-19T09:39:37Z")
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