# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 79
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1562 "2010-04-19T12:47:46Z")
Creepy crawly bugs I used to make these with my Mattel bug maker. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1563 "2010-04-19T13:44:37Z")
Matel bug maker Oh, the toys of my childhood. Fondly remembered ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1564 "2010-04-19T16:58:10Z")
Fondly remembered burrowing under covers on wintry morning. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1565 "2010-04-19T17:21:34Z")
On wintry morning I yearned for summer, but in summer, it’s too hot ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1566 "2010-04-19T21:55:14Z")
“Summer, it’s too hot In here, wanna get naked?” [Glau’s](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Summer_Glau) fan longs to ask. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1567 "2010-04-20T01:41:56Z")
Glau’s fan longs to ask, “Will you love me despite my big-time nerditude?” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1568 "2010-04-20T13:29:27Z")
big time nerditude Made Big Bang Theory a hit; Jim Parsons, a star. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1569 "2010-04-20T14:52:41Z")
Jim Parsons a star because International Star Registry said so ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1570 "2010-04-20T17:51:57Z")
Registry said, “So, do you think ‘Registry’ is a funny first name?” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1571 "2010-04-20T17:59:42Z")
A funny first name? How about “Bing,” “Twinkii” or even sometimes “Y” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1572 "2010-04-20T18:01:04Z")
Even sometimes “Y” can be a vowel, my teacher told me long ago. Yes, I say “vowel” as one syllable. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1573 "2010-04-20T21:09:37Z")
Told me long ago say vowel with one syll’ble will make you buh-lind ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1574 "2010-04-20T22:32:17Z")
Will make you buh-lind, Masturbating to _Playboy_. Or so my mom said… ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1575 "2010-04-20T23:33:20Z")
Or so my mom said, “Read good food and eat good books” That’s why I’m effed up ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1576 "2010-04-21T01:01:00Z")
That’s why I’m effed up I wanted to say “kiss me” But said “Suck it, bitch!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1577 "2010-04-21T01:19:15Z")
Butt said “Suck it, bitch!” proving why he deserved his unpleasant nickname. ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1578 "2010-04-21T02:09:17Z")
Unpleasant nickname Stinky Stupid Dummy Clod Don’t be one of these. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1579 "2010-04-21T02:38:32Z")
Don’t be one of these – Constant whiner, crashing bore, Or lousy tipper. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1580 "2010-04-21T04:41:58Z")
“Or lousy Tipper,” said Bob, thinking of skanky ex-Second Ladies. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1581 "2010-04-21T13:51:32Z")
ex-Second Ladies All of them were trophy wives Till they got too old. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=78) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=80)