# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Shark\_Sandwich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Shark\_Sandwich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark_Sandwich)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/141 "2010-02-25T17:17:07Z")
With our children at… our feet smell like ripened cheese. The cheese stands alone. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/142 "2010-02-25T17:22:07Z")
The cheese stands alone as a delicious statement of edible joy ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/143 "2010-02-25T17:28:20Z")
of edible joy of drinkable ecstasy food, drink: all I need ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/144 "2010-02-25T17:29:31Z")
Food, drink, all I need Beyond those few essentials Is mondo nookie. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/145 "2010-02-25T17:35:40Z")
Is mondo nookie nookie you get when you do a girl named Mondo? ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/146 "2010-02-25T17:43:30Z")
a girl named Mondo? what were my her parents thinking or was she a dude? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/147 "2010-02-25T17:45:41Z")
Or was she a dude? I took a peek at her buldge Yep, she is a dude ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/148 "2010-02-25T17:48:35Z")
A girl named Mondo her parents were hoping to get some free t-shirts ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/149 "2010-02-25T17:49:00Z")
Yep she is a dude Steven Tyler sang about all this confusion ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/150 "2010-02-25T17:50:21Z")
Yep, she is a dude I’m substantially relieved to learn this morning ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/151 "2010-02-25T17:51:22Z")
all this confusion I can’t seem to catch up to the doper’s brilliance ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/152 "2010-02-25T18:05:19Z")
The Doper’s brilliance Normally self-declared But lacks in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/153 "2010-02-25T18:10:45Z")
But lacks in this thread Any sense of dignity Then, meh… who needs it? ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/154 "2010-02-25T18:14:12Z")
then, meh . . . who needs it said the person who had it how selfish of them ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/155 "2010-02-25T18:19:24Z")
How selfish of them to suck air out of the dome Give ze people z’air! ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/156 "2010-02-25T18:21:51Z")
give ze people z’air what is that supposed to mean IG is tricky ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/157 "2010-02-25T18:29:53Z")
IG is tricky the mad scientist said while Mixing his madness ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/158 "2010-02-25T18:31:41Z")
mixing his madness in the sanctity of home he laughed evilly ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/159 "2010-02-25T18:34:21Z")
(ok, who else counts the syllables on their fingers like I do?) He laughed evilly Until with a start he realized that Penny was dead. (for you Dr. Horrible fans). ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/160 "2010-02-25T18:37:14Z")
that Penny was dead and the mad scientist laughed He hated her cheer (is there a way to do this without counting? ;)) I guess read together it really doesn’t make sense, since he stopped laughing before. Oh well! I could do this all day long! Thanks **Mean Mr. Mustard** for getting it started! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=9)