# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 80
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1582 "2010-04-21T14:07:26Z")
Til they got too old The dragons at Dragon Park Were great to ride on ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1583 "2010-04-21T15:41:11Z")
“We’re great to ride on!” the Seventh Avenue whores enticingly said. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1584 "2010-04-21T18:56:13Z")
Enticingly said by the young and handsome man before I decked him. ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1585 "2010-04-21T19:46:06Z")
Before I decked him, I berated and mocked him. Boy did that feel good. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1586 "2010-04-21T20:14:41Z")
“Boy, did that feel good?” the cougar asked her latest sexual conquest. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1587 "2010-04-21T21:42:19Z")
Sexual conquest The art of conquering sex Or so I have heard ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1588 "2010-04-22T00:15:22Z")
Or so I have heard, But I checked Snopes and found out [Fred](http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/mrrogers.asp) was no sniper. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1589 "2010-04-22T03:20:06Z")
Fred was no sniper he worked at the rock quarry where was Barney, though? ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1590 "2010-04-22T04:18:09Z")
Where was Barney, though? His purpleness now a joke for shame, dinasaur. ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1591 "2010-04-22T05:17:42Z")
For shame, “dinasaur” Thy spelling is atrocious. You’re posting too late. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1592 "2010-04-22T12:34:58Z")
You’re posting too late but hell, the Dope is open 24/7. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1593 "2010-04-22T13:15:17Z")
24/7 Always open, yet it’s called 7-elleven? ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1594 "2010-04-22T14:28:15Z")
7-Eleven has delightful snacks and drinks, breakfast burritos. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1595 "2010-04-22T15:57:57Z")
Breakfast burritos are a crime against nature; everyone knows that. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1596 "2010-04-22T16:29:49Z")
Everyone knows that When your fly at light speed and scream, your head blows up ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1597 "2010-04-22T17:05:52Z")
Scream, your head blows up. Cry, your skin spews toxic bugs. Keep quiet, wouldja? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1598 "2010-04-22T17:17:23Z")
Keep quiet, wouldja? This is the library, and I am on the Dope! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1599 "2010-04-22T17:32:01Z")
I am on the Dope! the teeming millions are here! Og, I love it so! ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1600 "2010-04-22T17:51:11Z")
Og, I love it so! In My Opinion has too many syllables. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1601 "2010-04-22T18:33:37Z")
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