# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 81
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1602 "2010-04-22T19:57:04Z")
Neat words and phrases used to craft int’resting books for savvy readers ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1603 "2010-04-22T20:04:12Z")
For savvy readers _The New Yorker_ has the best articles, comics. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1604 "2010-04-22T20:24:02Z")
articles, comics and I gotta win me that 'toon caption contest ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1605 "2010-04-22T21:05:56Z")
'Toon caption contest Will “I wish I were taller” Win it all for me? ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1606 "2010-04-23T01:55:42Z")
Win it all for me? Thanks so much, but I don’t need More Rice-A-Roni. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1607 "2010-04-23T03:22:49Z")
More Rice-a-Roni? I’m not in San Francisco - get away from me! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1608 "2010-04-23T03:31:58Z")
get away from me! all of you sons of bitches sons of whores, as well ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1609 "2010-04-23T04:20:20Z")
Sons of whores, as well as daughters of gigolos– How does it feel? Well? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1610 "2010-04-23T12:15:58Z")
How does it feel? Well? Didn’t Bob Dylan ask this? Like a Rolling Stone ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1611 "2010-04-23T12:41:53Z")
Like a Rolling Stone I go off to work each day Sticking my tongue out ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1612 "2010-04-23T14:04:30Z")
Sticking my tongue out At the Man’s Establishment Feeling rebellious ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1613 "2010-04-23T14:09:11Z")
Feeling rebellious Eating a cheeseburger with Bacon! Not kosher! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1614 "2010-04-23T14:36:05Z")
Bacon! Not kosher! You should have Bac-Os instead They’re not made from pig ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1615 "2010-04-23T14:37:37Z")
They’re not made from pig kind of like Bacon Salt - yum! Goes great on taters ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1616 "2010-04-23T15:56:17Z")
Goes great on taters? Sour cream and onions, please if it’s a baked spud. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1617 "2010-04-23T16:59:56Z")
If it’s a baked spud It needs a sour cream dollop Lest I won’t eat it ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1618 "2010-04-23T17:00:41Z")
If its a baked spud there better be a steak too Guess what dinner is! ETA: missed again! Lest I won’t eat it, if the steak is overcooked Nice medium rare ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1619 "2010-04-23T17:48:34Z")
Nice medium? Rare; most psychics are nasty folk, not good company. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1620 "2010-04-23T17:54:53Z")
Not good company Hey you guys, I prefer the 'Lectric Company ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1621 "2010-04-23T18:35:27Z")
_'Lectric Company_ a good kids show, along with _'ame Street, 'Rogers._ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=80) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=82)