# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 84
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2010, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1662 "2010-04-27T20:03:03Z")
top sports breed cynics and cynics breed malcontents, that sure explains me! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2010, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1663 "2010-04-27T20:11:31Z")
“That sure explains me!” said Cecil, as he at last held a press conference. Yes, I pronounce “conference” with two syllables. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2010, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1664 "2010-04-28T00:51:03Z")
Held [a] press conference, Said goal was to spend more time With the wife and kids. ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2010, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1665 "2010-04-28T01:54:11Z")
With the wife and kids, I’m going on vacation. No postcard for you. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2010, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1666 "2010-04-28T02:54:33Z")
No postcard for you I dropped it down a deep well Then it caught fire ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2010, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1667 "2010-04-28T03:16:04Z")
Then it caught fire was hit by truck, then blew up just not a good day. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2010, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1668 "2010-04-28T04:38:16Z")
just not a good day. The bells were not a’ringing for me and my gal ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2010, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1669 "2010-04-28T13:22:21Z")
for me and my gal, who just kneed me in the groin for calling her “gal” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2010, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1670 "2010-04-28T14:07:27Z")
For calling her “gal” cowpoke got a dirty look she found it galling ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2010, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1671 "2010-04-28T14:13:07Z")
She found it galling The she found it bladdering Then she found it guts ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2010, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1672 "2010-04-28T14:22:57Z")
Then she found it guts Frankenstein would live again Now with extra guts! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2010, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1673 "2010-04-28T15:07:24Z")
Now with extra guts! With no extra if’s or and’s But with extra butts! ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2010, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1674 "2010-04-28T17:48:19Z")
But with extra butts we enjoy the nudist beach extra ta-tas too? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2010, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1675 "2010-04-28T20:12:07Z")
Extra ta-tas too? _Hitchhiker’s Guide_: alien boobs a specialty. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2010, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1676 "2010-04-28T20:54:07Z")
Boobs a specialty Of the magazine called _Juggs_ (link not safe for work) ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2010, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1677 "2010-04-28T21:17:38Z")
link not safe for work then why bother posting it? Stupid IT rules ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2010, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1678 "2010-04-28T21:32:32Z")
Stupid IT rules To keep crap off my PC I want it bogged down Actually, I am IT. I’m the one who gets to tell people to take the crap off their machines. Mua ha ha. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2010, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1679 "2010-04-28T21:57:38Z")
I want it bogged down information overload slower is better ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2010, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1680 "2010-04-28T22:22:59Z")
Slower is better 'Til she got real excited And said go faster ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2010, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1681 "2010-04-29T01:19:50Z")
And said, “Go faster!” so of course I obliged her I love her giggles. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=83) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=85)