# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 85
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2010, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1682 "2010-04-29T02:25:32Z")
I lover her, Giggles. Giggles, please! You and I had our time. It’s over. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2010, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1683 "2010-04-29T13:42:55Z")
our time . . . it’s over so quit following me please You’re freaking me out ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2010, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1684 "2010-04-29T14:25:33Z")
You’re freaking me out With your UFO stories. Was the probe painful? ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2010, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1685 "2010-04-29T14:51:59Z")
Was the probe painful? Not as much as the cattle mutilations though ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2010, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1686 "2010-04-29T15:18:16Z")
Mutilations, though bloody, were often seen as quite necessary. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2010, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1687 "2010-04-29T16:29:31Z")
Quite necessary unlike this Haiku Madness not needful but fun! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2010, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1688 "2010-04-29T16:31:33Z")
Not needful but fun could say of most comic films hooray, Hollywood! ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2010, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1689 "2010-04-29T16:41:21Z")
Hooray, Hollywood! The sacred sign has been saved. Thanks to Hugh Hefner. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2010, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1690 "2010-04-29T18:12:31Z")
Thanks to Hugh Hefner I have Playboy’s sense of style: A smoking jacket ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2010, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1691 "2010-04-29T18:50:22Z")
A smoking jacket should be promptly extinguished oooo, too hot to touch! ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2010, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1692 "2010-04-29T19:30:54Z")
oooo, too hot to touch! When my gal wants a massage I use oven mitts ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2010, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1693 "2010-04-29T20:23:39Z")
“I use oven, Mitts,” I said to the candidate and his kitchen clones. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2010, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1694 "2010-04-29T20:26:23Z")
And his kitchen clones were quite helpful with cleaning they weren’t good cooks though ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2010, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1695 "2010-04-29T20:55:41Z")
They weren’t good cooks, though, at least when making most stuff, but their soups were good. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2010, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1696 "2010-04-29T21:14:47Z")
But their soups were good Too bad that they were Nazis Soup Nazis must die ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1697 "2010-04-30T02:14:19Z")
Soup Nazis must die Even though the soup was good We don’t like Nazis ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1698 "2010-04-30T02:49:13Z")
We don’t like Nazis In fact, I’d say that I hate Illinois Nazis ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1699 "2010-04-30T03:04:13Z")
Illinois Nazis And Massachusetts Skinheads Michigan for me ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1700 "2010-04-30T12:43:39Z")
Michigan for me It’s all about the UP I like it, you see ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1701 "2010-04-30T12:57:48Z")
I like it, you see, when she scratches my back, and some other things, too. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=84) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=86)