# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 89
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1762 "2010-05-07T00:38:30Z")
the classic film “Chang” made a fine double feature with the movie “Eng” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1763 "2010-05-07T13:46:30Z")
with the movie “Eng” Starring Robet Englund of Freddie Kruger fame ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1764 "2010-05-07T15:50:14Z")
Freddie Krueger fame – Did it bring Englund great wealth? Krugerrands, perhaps? ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1765 "2010-05-07T17:02:26Z")
Krugerrands, perhaps? A million of them to get me out of Cape Town? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1766 "2010-05-07T17:35:56Z")
Me out of Cape Town Bizzaro no like heroes Must find Villain Town ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1767 "2010-05-07T18:35:15Z")
Must find Villain Town I think it’s right next door to Idiot Village ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1768 "2010-05-07T19:36:45Z")
Idiot Village? We’ll declare war against it. On to victory! ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1769 "2010-05-07T20:50:42Z")
On to Victory! Let’s storm the gates of Walmart! All greeters must die! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1770 "2010-05-07T21:57:58Z")
All greeters must die “Hello, welcome to Wal–” Bang! Stop the violence! ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1771 "2010-05-07T22:07:12Z")
Stop the violence? No no no no no no no! START the violence! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1772 "2010-05-08T02:54:49Z")
Start the violence! It’s NHL playoff time! Get yer teeth rattled ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1773 "2010-05-08T04:11:32Z")
Get yer teeth rattled? Not sure how to haiku that… Toss me another! ---
**Author:** ![Zaphod\_Beeblebrox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/0ea827/32.png) [@Zaphod\_Beeblebrox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zaphod_Beeblebrox)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1774 "2010-05-08T04:47:03Z")
Toss me another! This life is just too damn hard, I need to get drunk. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1775 "2010-05-08T05:05:33Z")
I need to get drunk. Not just an empty slogan, I really mean it. ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1776 "2010-05-08T05:12:47Z")
I really mean it. Gallons and gallons of booze. I’ll drink 'til you’re cute. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1777 "2010-05-08T05:40:49Z")
I’ll drink 'til you’re cute. Is there enough alcohol In the whole wide world? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1778 "2010-05-08T13:57:22Z")
In the whole wide world There is only one of me Y’all are so lucky ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1779 "2010-05-08T19:13:28Z")
Y’all are so lucky The doc took away my knives I’m feeling stabby ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1780 "2010-05-08T22:08:00Z")
I’m feeling stabby so I take up Anduril and slay hordes of orcs. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1781 "2010-05-09T02:30:04Z")
And slay hordes of orcs, Then have your Corvette stolen? Weird video game! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=88) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=90)