# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 90
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1782 "2010-05-09T05:20:45Z")
Weird video game made me take up weed again. Woah! Did you see that? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1783 "2010-05-09T12:10:18Z")
Woah! Did you see that? It was a circus clown with a knife and a smile ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1784 "2010-05-09T15:03:41Z")
a knife and a smile is all I need to perform your circumcision ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1785 "2010-05-09T16:11:49Z")
Your circumcision: something you don’t remember if you are lucky ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2010, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1786 "2010-05-10T01:34:00Z")
If you are Lucky, They’re out for your cereal! Yellow moons, pink hearts… ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2010, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1787 "2010-05-10T02:37:22Z")
Yellow moons, pink hearts… Magic’ly delicious? Not! Wait! I take that back! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2010, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1788 "2010-05-10T04:04:30Z")
“Wait! I take that back!” said Clegg, quickly backped’ling. “No deals with UKIP!” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2010, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1789 "2010-05-10T17:05:29Z")
No deals with UKIP And no deals with MI6! Deal only with Bond ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2010, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1790 "2010-05-10T20:13:38Z")
Deal only with Bond shaken, not stirred, damn your eyes, for my martini ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2010, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1791 "2010-05-10T20:16:59Z")
For my martini Give me gin, never vodka. Traditionalist. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2010, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1792 "2010-05-10T20:19:48Z")
Traditionalist. He never reads books on-line, Only dead-tree text. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1793 "2010-05-11T02:13:27Z")
Only dead-tree text It never needs batteries This object called ‘book’ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1794 "2010-05-11T04:23:26Z")
This object called ‘book’ so help me Og, I love it pulp smell brings me joy ---
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1795 "2010-05-11T05:00:38Z")
Pulp smell brings me joy Speaking of pining away Mm mimeograph ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1796 "2010-05-11T13:31:04Z")
Mmmmm mimeograph, vanilla and gasoline! Scents I love too much. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1797 "2010-05-11T14:34:15Z")
Scents I love too much Don’t include gas. Did you fart? Oh wait, it was me ---
**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1798 "2010-05-11T16:15:13Z")
Oh wait, it was me. But right now I’m something else. I’ve transmogrified. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1799 "2010-05-11T16:43:15Z")
“I’ve transmogrified!” said Calvin to Hobbes, grinning at his tiger friend. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1800 "2010-05-11T16:55:42Z")
at his tiger friend Little Black Sambo gestured, “Pancakes! With butter!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1801 "2010-05-11T16:59:57Z")
Pancakes! With butter! I just had 'em last night, but ran out of syrup. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=89) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=91)