# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 96
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1902 "2010-05-27T13:26:13Z")
It will still be here long after we are all dust haiku never dies! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1903 "2010-05-27T13:34:00Z")
haiku never dies! seventeen syllables reach immortality! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1904 "2010-05-27T14:00:13Z")
“Immortality!” cackled the mad scientist, holding high a pill. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1905 "2010-05-27T15:43:27Z")
Holding high a pill The old congressman seems lost Then held up a bill ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1906 "2010-05-27T17:44:24Z")
Then held up a Bill Hillary did, with a grin randy ol’ SecState. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1907 "2010-05-27T19:18:15Z")
Randy ol’ SecState We aught to call it _Sex_State Huh? Get it? Huh? Huh? ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1908 "2010-05-27T19:32:00Z")
Huh? Get it? Huh? Huh? Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink, say no more, Still no? Me neither . . . ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1909 "2010-05-27T19:34:49Z")
Still no? Me neither… sometimes I am just too dense head like a big brick ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2010, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1910 "2010-05-28T02:27:56Z")
Head like a big brick – Not the same as being built Like a brick shithouse ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2010, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1911 "2010-05-28T13:22:46Z")
Like a brick shithouse I built after my wood one Fell down while in use. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2010, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1912 "2010-05-28T14:26:02Z")
“Fell down while in use” Will be on my epitath Better than “Blewed up” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2010, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1913 "2010-05-28T14:42:40Z")
Better than “blewed up” is to be blown, or to be painted blue, I think. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2010, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1914 "2010-05-28T15:05:59Z")
Painter blue, I think Ain’t the way to see movies Avatar my butt ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2010, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1915 "2010-05-28T15:24:01Z")
_Avatar_ my butt? Software for faces, not butts; no tail for me, thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2010, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1916 "2010-05-28T18:17:17Z")
no tail for me thanks! I’m a vegetarian I’ll just eat salad ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2010, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1917 "2010-05-28T18:36:19Z")
I’ll just eat salad I need a lot of roughage To clean out the pipes ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2010, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1918 "2010-05-28T18:43:26Z")
“To clean out the pipes is going to take all night.” moaned the organist. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2010, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1919 "2010-05-28T19:49:58Z")
Moaned the organist, “My organ is just too small.” His girlfriend agreed. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2010, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1920 "2010-05-28T21:21:10Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > Show me ur cat pics > And I’ll show you my rooster > Get it? Huh? Get it? > [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > Randy ol’ SecState > We aught to call it _Sex_State > Huh? Get it? Huh? Huh? Foul! Plagarist! May a diseased yak squat in your hot tub! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2010, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1921 "2010-05-28T21:23:47Z")
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