# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 98
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2010, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1942 "2010-06-02T15:04:14Z")
Child murderer–DEATH! Big Biz polluter–PRISON! Cute puppy–PETTING! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2010, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1943 "2010-06-02T16:49:36Z")
Cute puppy – PETTING Cute kitty – SNEEZING, lousy cats, grumble grumble ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2010, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1944 "2010-06-02T16:55:54Z")
cats, grumble grumble feline puke on my new rug does he even chew? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2010, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1945 "2010-06-02T17:25:25Z")
does he even chew? Many men smoke, but Fu Man Chu. What an old punchline. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2010, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1946 "2010-06-02T19:11:59Z")
What an old punchline: “To get to the other side.” Not true, chickens say! ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2010, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1947 "2010-06-03T03:45:49Z")
“Not true”, chickens say! "Sometimes it is the same hen, Cal. [Monogamous cock!"](http://www.qando.net/?p=721) ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2010, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1948 "2010-06-03T12:51:14Z")
Monogamous cock Rises at the crack of Dawn. Punchline there somewhere ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2010, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1949 "2010-06-03T15:25:00Z")
Punchline there somewhere if you just know where to look gimme that damn map ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2010, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1950 "2010-06-03T17:13:42Z")
Gimme that map We’ll get to Albuquerque Or my name ain’t Bugs ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2010, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1951 "2010-06-03T17:20:10Z")
“…Or my name ain’t Bugs” Said that lying rabbit called Peter Cottontail. ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2010, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1952 "2010-06-03T18:18:32Z")
Peter Cottontail Hippity-hoppity band led by Ned Flanders ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2010, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1953 "2010-06-03T19:11:01Z")
Led by Ned Flanders, Reverend Lovejoy’s church held A bizarre bazaar. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2010, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1954 "2010-06-04T19:33:12Z")
A bizarre bazaar Will sell delicious frogurt Too bad it is cursed ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2010, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1955 "2010-06-05T14:47:17Z")
Too bad it is cursed, But good it comes with sprinkles. Halloween shows Rock! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2010, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1956 "2010-06-05T21:09:14Z")
Halloween shows rock! Always funny ways to die Carl, Lenny cut up. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2010, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1957 "2010-06-06T04:20:51Z")
Carl, Lenny cut up? Do you mean they’re dissected, Or just that they joke? ---
**Author:** ![cucuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7feea3/32.png) [@cucuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cucuy)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2010, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1958 "2010-06-06T07:33:02Z")
Or just that they joke? I think that the show’s writers Think that life’s a joke ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2010, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1959 "2010-06-06T16:41:57Z")
Think that life’s a joke? Go 'head, you clueless pinhead Where is the punchline? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2010, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1960 "2010-06-06T20:52:14Z")
Where is the punchline? Wherever you look for it; life’s just that funny. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2010, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/1961 "2010-06-07T01:21:12Z")
_Life_’s just that funny? The mag was known for photos. Humor? Not so much… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=97) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=99)