# Haiku your fellow dopers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 28, 2000, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948 "2000-11-28T00:57:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/1 "2000-11-28T00:57:46Z")
This is a thread where you can post Doper haiku I shall start it off. Anthracite is my favorite virtu-mother hail to the Dark Queen Arnold Winkelried has a name that makes me laugh. snicker hee hee hee Manhattan’s secret is that he actually lives in Jersey City The elite clique has yet to manifest itself in my posts. Boo hoo. dpr says that he is in love with my girl I will beat him up. Spider Woman is the woman to talk to if you want a nice hat Homer monkey porn shroom and computer melting he doesn’t recall I enjoyed my time with Geobabe and Robot Arm- we got ice cream JDT must have been lobotomized in his bad circumcision I do not wish to bite Crunchy Frog even though I am a newbie More haiku will come after my anthro paper please post your own, too. ---
**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/2 "2000-11-28T01:00:06Z")
Straight dope message board Depending on the forum Knowledge or bullshit ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/3 "2000-11-28T01:04:36Z")
Is that an attack upon this thread’s worthiness? I raise my eyebrow. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/4 "2000-11-28T01:07:55Z")
No, not an attack A commentary on me More than anything ---
**Author:** ![AETBOND417](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/47e85d/32.png) [@AETBOND417](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AETBOND417)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/5 "2000-11-28T01:39:11Z")
I am no newbie Yet my post count is quite low I must post more crap. People in the pit They fight and argue often Is there hope for peace? General Questions I have them, everyone does Good answers do come. People speak their mind In the opinion forum Do you have a fave? Great debates rage on Politics and religion Prepare for battle. Pointless stuff I share It is extremely mundane But it pads post counts. Here I write haiku I waste my time too often I have homework - bye. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/6 "2000-11-28T03:03:14Z")
Andygirl’s haikus Started with me in my [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=48305) Should I get credit? No, probably not A big whore for attention I’ve been called much worse. This thread is so great I anticipate much art I suck at haikus ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/7 "2000-11-28T03:22:42Z")
aha, dear aha. He sent me an email this very afternoon. In another thread I said that I would like a Christmas gift from him. “Sure!” he said to me, and he also said that I Could use his first name. aha is my friend. Aging Rock Stars sure can be really, really nice! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/8 "2000-11-28T03:35:01Z")
Subject to cruel love Sk8 tries to overcome it Will Sk8 love again? ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/9 "2000-11-28T04:20:04Z")
Miss Una Persson If all know her awful shame Will she still be loved? Dear Pepperlandgirl Smart, funny, and college bound You make me so proud Nice dragonlady Doing the best that she can Pray for warm Winters Scotti is too sweet Her poor kitty must get well My heart is with you Sexy evilbeth Tempts me with her words of fire Must go now, back soon. 🙂 Aenea my friend Went to Chinese food with me And talked for four hours Silverfire is sad But she shouldn’t be, because So many love her! Falcon has a cat! Loves to sleep on her speaker And play her keys Techchick sixty-eight Has much computer savvy And a lovely face Lee stitches and sews And makes very nice dresses Miss chatting with her! Dear Sweet Sue Duhnym I misunderstood - sorry Is just not enough Together at last Andygirl and Quietgirl Happy Thanksgiving! ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/10 "2000-11-28T04:34:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anthracite \* > **Falcon has a cat! > Loves to sleep on her speaker > And play her keys** …And play **with** her keys… (damn! but I wish we could edit these…) ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/11 "2000-11-28T04:44:04Z")
I was going to Post a help wanted ad But you folks know me ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/12 "2000-11-28T04:56:43Z")
Scotti, please tell me What is wrong with your kitty. Feeling bad for you. I think I last wrote Any haiku poetry When in the fourth grade But I find I am Thinking in fives and sevens Like I never stopped The only way now To end this insanity Is to go to bed ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/13 "2000-11-28T05:05:45Z")
posting from my work I read too many dope threads and feel my brain swell empty knowledge is JDT’s infamy yet even he dwells here Tho sad, Welfy sits and types in the dark knowing that she is welcome Tristan obsesses and even he has come home to the board we love In time I shall post but now, haiku’s flee my mind like scared birds from trees ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/14 "2000-11-28T05:08:21Z")
Does Maeglin posess a double X or XY? damn genderless names I have just purchased one of Eve’s biographies I expect dry wit punha looks quite nice when he is sans a t-shirt not bad for a boy Cecil Adams is quite possibly Ed Zotti will we ever know? ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/15 "2000-11-28T05:32:48Z")
SeaDiver likes me. Why? Only because she’s a very sweet person. VougeVixen was gone Now she’s back. Yeeeeaaaaah! But why won’t She talk to Una? ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/16 "2000-11-28T05:41:13Z")
Archeologist Rasa from Rhode Island is Going to the West Spider Woman posts Limericks, happy things, and Such nice sentiments ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/17 "2000-11-28T05:41:39Z")
Oh Ms Anthracite, I know I’m not a woman But could you do me? ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/18 "2000-11-28T05:45:30Z")
dropzone does not seem to be very good at his double entendres. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/19 "2000-11-28T05:52:36Z")
I had just figured Coal Woman knew what I meant. Your mind is dirty. ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/20 "2000-11-28T05:53:38Z")
I am an eighteen year old college student, so what do you expect? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948.md?page=2)