# Haiku your fellow dopers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 28, 2000, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948 "2000-11-28T00:57:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/21 "2000-11-28T05:56:33Z")
I am just a guy. I have heard them all before And maybe said some. But I cannot wait. Five-thirty will come to soon. I must hit the hay. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/22 "2000-11-28T05:58:39Z")
Sea Diver? No way. Sea Goddess. What in the HELL does she see in us? Jophiel adopts an angel’s name. So what’s with the flaming trident? Nymysys is cute and yet, she’s still nice to me. Inconceivable! Juan de Cuba. Man, get with the program! Send us cigars and good rum! And finally (for now, anyway): Any time you want to move in, Silver Fire, half the bed is yours. ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/23 "2000-11-28T06:16:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dropzone \* > \*\*Oh Ms Anthracite, > I know I’m not a woman > But could you do me? \*\* Alas! **dropzone** , just Take estrogen, shave, and start The Real Life Trial ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/24 "2000-11-28T06:18:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by andygirl \* > \*\*I am an eighteen > year old college student, so > what do you expect? \*\* Oh andygirl! You are too young for me, and love quietgirl too much. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/25 "2000-11-28T06:37:34Z")
No one writes for me I shall wallow in pity ok, now I’m fine. This is for Una eeeeeeeyooooore, eeeeeeyooooore, go Donkey! I’ll paint you blue ma’am. Andygirl whoooooo, you and quietgirl and me the ol’ college try Well gosh, if I was not damned to hell before now I’m sure I will, now. Ah, the straight dope board Liers and dopers and trolls there’s no place like home. ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/26 "2000-11-28T06:42:03Z")
Montfort and Anniz had a great time in Sweeden we all wish them well At some point in time I wish to buy Uncle Beer a glass of water Lynn Bodoni is on that list of people whom you do not fuck with oldscratch can attest the dangers of hedonism the TMI thread Based on Esprix’s posts I am beginning to think that he might be gay ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/27 "2000-11-28T06:43:46Z")
Ender is one of those people you want to smack and hug all at once ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/28 "2000-11-28T06:51:21Z")
andygirl, why are you so prolific, and so damn entertaining? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![JuanDeCuba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a87d85/32.png) [@JuanDeCuba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JuanDeCuba)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/29 "2000-11-28T06:53:56Z")
He greeted nineteen But he wrote haiku for none Maybe now he will ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/30 "2000-11-28T07:06:46Z")
**andygirl** , please write a haiku about the humble **Lizard** He has 550+ posts here, but he still can’t write haikus well I know I’m not the only poster you see, but please write a haiku for me? ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/31 "2000-11-28T07:35:31Z")
When I think about Lizard, I want to get drunk. Best not to ask. \ I want to see the gun Lizard takes on airplanes Stop, you gutter mind. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/32 "2000-11-28T07:35:36Z")
I shall accept both, Andy, as sweet payment for my hot monkey lovin’ I can hear the drums ba da bum bum bum bum bum ba da bum bum bum Pardon me, but you do not happen to have six fingers on your hand? Confucious did say man without tissue near him will come in handy Confucious said too, man who fart while on church bench clearly sits in pew. Haiku, Haiku, you do not rhyme. I wish I could just a single time. Oh no! I just said These haikus are for dopers I’m a hijacker! Must get on track now um…everyone here listen this haiku’s for you! So drink it up now the brew is quite cold. I’m not getting younger here. Damn, maybe I’m just not good at this haiku stuff well, you can blow me. ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/33 "2000-11-28T07:50:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by andygirl \* > \*\*When I think about > Lizard, I want to get drunk. > Best not to ask. > \*\* I’d buy you the beer but it would feel a little weird **andygirl** means one more **girl** **Lizard** won’t be getting 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/34 "2000-11-28T09:21:52Z")
andygirl mocks me snow falling outside gently snowball to her head ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/35 "2000-11-28T12:26:34Z")
I fear snowball fights the abusive mods make me beg for my poor life I expect that now I am not long for this world I now live in fear ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/36 "2000-11-28T13:30:32Z")
Does she think perhaps that ULVAN has no power over male dopers? ---
**Author:** ![THespos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@THespos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/THespos)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/37 "2000-11-28T13:31:54Z")
Never appears in threads like this one. Won’t you please write haikus for me? ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/38 "2000-11-28T13:40:18Z")
I, **Jack Dean Tyler** Circumscientology Church Leader I am. Though **matt\_m.c.l.** Lost an election, he won Our admiration **Duke** spent ten long days Battling the dread influenza \ I vacate this thread **andygirl** and **ender-w** Throw snowballs elsewhere ---
**Author:** ![THespos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@THespos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/THespos)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/39 "2000-11-28T14:01:59Z")
Coldfire now a mod. One wonders…will he become like all the others? Mega the Roo, will you take offense if I say You are a hottie? Ruffian, it’s too bad you’re no longer single. We both dig fish tanks. Satan can always be counted on to respond to threads with his name. Turpentine loves to manufacture flying rats in a spare moment. Jesuslynch is a parrothead like me. Maybe we’ll share tequila. ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/40 "2000-11-28T14:02:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Enderw23 \* > **This is for Una > eeeeeeeyooooore, eeeeeeyooooore, go Donkey! > I’ll paint you blue ma’am.** God damn you Ender, My apple juice is sticky And on my keyboard * * * My stories are dumb And my plots are innane, yet People like them. Why? Now I must write more And include many Dopers The pressure is on :eek: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948.md?page=3)