# Haiku your fellow dopers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 28, 2000, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948 "2000-11-28T00:57:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/61 "2000-11-28T20:46:33Z")
I don’t like haiku but here is the bandwagon I must hop on board My husband posts here but only very rarely he is UndeadDude ---
**Author:** ![vix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a88e4f/32.png) [@vix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vix)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/62 "2000-11-28T21:17:27Z")
The work day winds down I look for entertainment haiku sound like fun Personal project: to write a poem every day in cold November At first I did well but lately I’ve been slacking do these haiku count? My fellow Dopers I am greatly enjoying your witty banter ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/63 "2000-11-28T21:22:31Z")
Fighting ignorance Since nineteen-seventy-three (Longer than we thought). ---
**Author:** ![zyzzyva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@zyzzyva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zyzzyva)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/64 "2000-11-28T21:26:11Z")
Rasa my good friend will be here with me this week I can’t believe it. I’m wishing that i knew others a bit better so i could write more. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/65 "2000-11-28T21:28:57Z")
Andygirl, whoooooaaaa! She has a snowball fetish Switching teams, perhaps? TwistofFate, snowball means to, um…lets see here…hmmm… go rent Clerks, OK? Try using Anti- disestablishmentarian- ism in Haiku Sometimes its funny To kiss a nose that’s runny But sometimes it’s snot Sometimes I like to follow rules exactly But often I’m a non-conformist. ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/66 "2000-11-28T22:16:00Z")
Andygirl, why do you ignore me in favor of all these others? ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/67 "2000-11-28T22:21:34Z")
nymysys needs love, she feels unwanted by us, big attention hog and now a better one…just so she doesn’t kick my ass 😉 in chicago sits, a lovely girl, nymysys awaiting new years. ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/68 "2000-11-28T22:23:36Z")
Two pages! Only two Nym haikus at this point. Fuckers! A.A.N. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/69 "2000-11-28T22:29:10Z")
nym. you know we care I simply avoided this thread up until today and to make up for lost time why would anyone want to spend new years in chi-town cali is better. haiku nymysys if you don’t then i will have to get wu-tang on you. ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/70 "2000-11-28T22:32:33Z")
Scratchie, don’t you see? If we were in Cali, there would be distractions. ---
**Author:** ![ladybug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@ladybug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladybug)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/71 "2000-11-28T22:35:12Z")
I’ve never written a haiku before today. what the hell – I’ll try. ladybug needs to start studying for finals but she’s reading threads. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/72 "2000-11-28T22:39:08Z")
someone is old and can no longer be called a true hedonist get your ass out here you will have much more fun in cali with all’v us and lastly no rasa haiku? words are inadequete to describe how I feel. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/73 "2000-11-28T22:42:55Z")
**monster** is lurking So maybe she will see this. Some haikus for her. Her name’s Amanda. Along with her son Blake they’re _Gunsmoke’s_ Miss Kitty. She says she loves chat. I don’t know where she does it. Do enlighten us, please. Amanda is cute And her Blake looks just like her. She seems to breed true. ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/74 "2000-11-28T22:53:24Z")
Hedonism is as hedonism does, or so I’ve heard, Fucker. Look who is talking! Rasa’s wrapped you up so tight you look like a gift. I will be in to your state soon, this I promise. Chi ain’t no Cali. Lo and besides! I’m not dieting for nothing. Gonna be a star! Make Anamorphic put me in his movies. He’s a genius, you know. ---
**Author:** ![monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monster)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/75 "2000-11-28T23:04:22Z")
I now love **dropzone** He knows the way to my heart Is to sweet talk me I chat on #straightdope I was there last night with friends Where were you? Asleep? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/76 "2000-11-28T23:06:57Z")
So many Haiku Not one about Mr. C I say fuck you all. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/77 "2000-11-28T23:14:24Z")
Mr. Cynical Can be charming or drink beer. But not both at once. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monster)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/78 "2000-11-28T23:14:59Z")
**MrC** now works For my computer vendor Can I get one free? ---
**Author:** ![JCThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dc4da7/32.png) [@JCThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JCThunder)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/79 "2000-11-28T23:29:44Z")
My socks itch my feet Will you scratch them for me, please? (My feet, not my socks) ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/80 "2000-11-28T23:30:26Z")
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