# Haiku your fellow dopers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 28, 2000, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948 "2000-11-28T00:57:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/81 "2000-11-28T23:36:00Z")
OldScratch is not right I was pimping my body 12 cents each go-round ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/82 "2000-11-28T23:43:21Z")
mister cynical latino transvestites! oy! your secret is safe. ---
**Author:** ![jessicala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@jessicala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jessicala)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/83 "2000-11-28T23:43:39Z")
Lots of work to do Instead I sit and read threads My boss will be pissed Reading all these lines Makes me think in haiku form Curse you, curse you all 🙂 Hey chatting dopers Do you still remember me? I’ve been gone for weeks So much going on I’ve no time for fun at night One day I’ll make time (Not that I said much But just being there was fun) Straightdopers are cool ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/84 "2000-11-28T23:44:01Z")
I post a lot usually about war I just need some love The light of my screen is brigter than the desklamp makes my beer glow blue I tap on my keyboard tappity tap tap tap tap tapperooo My haiku sucks I am a dirty limerick guy I’ll stick with my day job \ monster’s a hottie Falcon is too apologies to all the lovely ladies if I didn’t list you \ Tripler ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/85 "2000-11-29T00:42:19Z")
Odieman sits here Unhaikued, unnoticed thousandth post is soon ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/86 "2000-11-29T02:27:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Odieman \* > \*\*Odieman sits here > Unhaikued, unnoticed > thousandth post is soon \*\* Yer kilopost is noted, its coming up soon; I’ll buy you a beer. Tripler ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/87 "2000-11-29T02:29:05Z")
Mr. C, I have a quarter in my pocket happy to see you Nymysys, something to mention is my hatred of the letter Y. 😉 Odieman is from Saskatchewan, and yet he shows intelligence Oh, dear. I fear that I will have to duck and run in just a moment Odieman never did inform us how they do it in Canada Nymysys is a girl who certainly knows how to make impressions Jodi is one of those lawyer people. Despised professions unite! Bear\_Nenno is my snuggle bear even if he changed his sig line. Sob. ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/88 "2000-11-29T03:07:47Z")
Welfy not mentioned rejection sets in too soon but she can still dream red dragon’s my man he declares his love for me when he can find me surgo is horny pretends to want me only but he wants others Princess Kitty you need to find a nicer way to break up with boys malkavia is a self-proclaimed sex goddess but she knows her stuff! I don’t even know if I am doing this right I can’t remember :^) ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/89 "2000-11-29T03:27:47Z")
Welfy is growing up too fast in the eyes of her Doper Daddies ---
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/90 "2000-11-29T03:29:18Z")
welfy riddles me BJ questions just for me? my heart still races welfy just might go setting me off with her pic more wood than forests Zen man! ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/91 "2000-11-29T03:30:18Z")
amazon dot com I have a wish list on there you should buy me gifts I miss the old regs there are many new posters where has Carl gone to? and the kilted girl I have missed her very much and her oatmeal spoon ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/92 "2000-11-29T03:30:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Welfy \* > \*\*Welfy not mentioned > rejection sets in too soon > but she can still dream > \*\* Welfy’s now mentioned as a hottie as well wait, that didn’t rhyme. Damn. Tripler ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/93 "2000-11-29T03:32:57Z")
I was left out too so fear not little welfy you can sit by me ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/94 "2000-11-29T03:35:35Z")
Giggling welfishly you’re not bad-looking either even though you’re young I got accepted to Geneva College, so much for OWU Doug begged me to go to this college, for it is 5 minutes away When you’re old enough Get a car, come and see me We will party, no? * * * I like hearing of andygirl and quietgirl what a cute couple * * * Speaking of couples, Montfont and Anniz– When is the wedding? ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/95 "2000-11-29T03:38:03Z")
1. We all love Opal 2. She is a talented one 3. Hello OpalCat! ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/96 "2000-11-29T03:43:11Z")
How I hated George That hpsterdufz fool But where is he now? I miss him, strangely Even though mean to poor me But I forgive him * * * The old board is dead to the world, but the right link will still let you in. Yes, Kilty was cool But where is the bat girly? I still have her pic. Judy the Pirate She was a crazy one, yes We all adored her And what of Pope Bob? His signature lines amazed And he was a dear. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/97 "2000-11-29T03:44:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Welfy \* > \*\*Giggling welfishly > you’re not bad-looking either > even though you’re young > \*\* As giddy as a schoolboy that I ain’t “bad-looking” but I ain’t that young either. Tripler ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/98 "2000-11-29T03:45:42Z")
Why am I still here? My draft is due tomorrow and it’s far from done. ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/99 "2000-11-29T03:50:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tripler \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Welfy \* > > \*\*Giggling welfishly > > you’re not bad-looking either > > even though you’re young > > \*\* > > As giddy as a schoolboy > that I ain’t “bad-looking” > but I ain’t that young either. > > Tripler \*\* You misread my words; I was referring to Doug But I see your pic– How YOU doin’? 😃 Will you share that drink with me? Nice plane you got there. Maybe we can ride that plane on a sunny day fly among the clouds ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/100 "2000-11-29T03:53:52Z")
How can **monster** chat? I try to chat and I get Stuck with Fathombot Gets lonely with him But hey, I can control him He’s only a bot! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948.md?page=6)