# Haiku your fellow dopers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 28, 2000, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948 "2000-11-28T00:57:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/101 "2000-11-29T03:54:56Z")
How can this doth be? No mention Silo tis thee Gosh darn golly gee! I say, I say, “hark!” Thou shall not mad and begot Me request haiku. ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/102 "2000-11-29T03:58:05Z")
Silo wants some head But Welfy will not give it She is such a tease ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/103 "2000-11-29T04:07:12Z")
You guys gave this up? Now welfy is a bored welf What will I do-oo? ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/104 "2000-11-29T04:08:34Z")
Oh dear, dearest thee Heartbroken, truly is me Darn she, t’is Welfy! ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/105 "2000-11-29T04:22:09Z")
You know what they say about men who have big feet? they wear big shoes. Hee. ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/106 "2000-11-29T04:28:22Z")
Oh Silo, don’t fret But do you have a foreskin? That’s the way to go. _ducks and runs_ ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/107 "2000-11-29T04:29:58Z")
Oh no! Andygirl is gaining on me post-wise Must post to more threads! ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/108 "2000-11-29T04:42:22Z")
Um, me helmet man. You’ve listened to JDT? Misinformed welf, tsk! ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/109 "2000-11-29T04:52:45Z")
Yes I know the name I don’t know him personally It’s better that way I know to avoid him I would get confused since I never owned a dick :^) But I don’t want one They look odd to prude lil’ me Fun to play with though! Oh my, TMI I will hide my blushing face :eek: :o and maybe go now But I cannot go I’m addicted to haiku Someone please hold me! ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/110 "2000-11-29T05:02:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by andygirl \* > \*\*Welfy is growing > up too fast in the eyes of > her Doper Daddies > \*\* What they must realize Is that I am now older Play the lottery! I voted for Bush Isn’t that something? Voting is not a big deal Twenty-one? Who cares! I only drink lemonade Alcohol…oh yuck. Hypergirl gives head Yet when I mention the act get sent to my room ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/111 "2000-11-29T05:03:04Z")
You want to be held? I will be your savior! Wait!! I take that back! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/112 "2000-11-29T05:03:30Z")
Max Torque is a prank man and a law student, which some call redundant If I ever go to San Francisco I want some Doob in my hair. Dirty minded ones will take that out of context I set myself up Welfy shall soon be surpassed by the post count of the bored college kid ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/113 "2000-11-29T05:05:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by andygirl \* > \*\*Welfy is growing > up too fast in the eyes of > her Doper Daddies > \*\* That’s no shit, Sherlock, But I have enough problems: Daughters of my own. But Welfy inspires contradictory feelings 'cuz she’s awful cute. She is attractive, but I’m also paternal. Compromise as friends. … OpalCat has a comfortable board where I don’t have to compete. This place is rowdy. Fast and smart will keep beating us slower of thought. This is not saying Fathom’s people are stupid! Same people, you know. But there it’s quiet. These same folk are all thoughtful, And helpful and kind. … Andygirl is gay and I don’t really get it. I am old fashioned. On the other hand, it makes perfect sense to me: sleeping with women. ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/114 "2000-11-29T05:17:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dropzone \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by andygirl \* > > \*\*Welfy is growing > > up too fast in the eyes of > > her Doper Daddies > > \*\* > > That’s no shit, Sherlock, > But I have enough problems: > Daughters of my own. > > But Welfy inspires > contradictory feelings > 'cuz she’s awful cute. > > She is attractive, > but I’m also paternal. > Compromise as friends. > > …\*\* That is fine with me I enjoy your loving ways Glad we get along. _hugs_ \*\* > [@](#): > > OpalCat has a > comfortable board where I > don’t have to compete. > > This place is rowdy. > Fast and smart will keep beating > us slower of thought. > > This is not saying > Fathom’s people are stupid! > Same people, you know. > > But there it’s quiet. > These same folk are all thoughtful, > And helpful and kind. > > \*\* Not been there in months I returned and Surgo pounced And where was Nu Vo? When I’m there they flirt They pick fights over me? Ha Do they know 'bout Ray? You’re right, it’s quiet Maybe I should go back there And say hello, yins! \*\* > [@](#): > > Andygirl is gay > and I don’t really get it. > I am old fashioned. > > On the other hand, > it makes perfect sense to me: > sleeping with women. \*\* Yes, girls can be hot But I’m straight as an arrow Still love beauty though. ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/115 "2000-11-29T05:19:40Z")
mega the roo will always be remembered for man pickle pictures for dropzone you think you don’t get it? Join the club- me neither. Girls just kiss better. I’m old fashioned too. I give flowers and am sweet. Not quite what you meant? ---
**Author:** ![Garfield226](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Garfield226](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Garfield226)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/116 "2000-11-29T05:24:17Z")
Haiku demands you use perfect economy of words all the time. Garfield is not heard about in haiku thread 'till this posting by him. Friends of mine are you all here without exception I love all you guys. Sometimes I really wish we could all just always get along here now. ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/117 "2000-11-29T05:25:03Z")
> [@](#): > > mega the roo will > always be remembered for > man pickle pictures She put them in pockets Linty man pickle pictures! So amusing to me. Mega is like me She had odd habits that I thought only welfs had 🙂 Maybe she’s my twin That would be so loverly Mega and Welf–sibs ---
**Author:** ![Garfield226](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Garfield226](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Garfield226)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/118 "2000-11-29T05:27:51Z")
Posted Haiku I did just now for all to see hope you like my work ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/119 "2000-11-29T05:28:09Z")
Garfy is my :wally: He talks to me daily, yes It’s so kind of him He worries too much But I tend to worry too Let us worry now! ---
**Author:** ![Garfield226](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Garfield226](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Garfield226)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/120 "2000-11-29T05:31:32Z")
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