# Haiku your fellow dopers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 28, 2000, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948 "2000-11-28T00:57:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/121 "2000-11-29T07:14:53Z")
imthecowgodmoo scans so well I’ll say it twice: imthecowgodmoo ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/122 "2000-11-29T11:57:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Welfy \* > You misread my words; > I was referring to Doug > But I see your pic– > > How YOU doin’? 😃 > Will you share that drink with me? > Nice plane you got there. > > Maybe we can ride > that plane on a sunny day > fly among the clouds \*\* Bright red I turn embarrassed as all hell OhmyGod I’m a knucklehead A plane we can share or maybe a bulldozer That’s what I have now A beer most definitely Will be shared But you gotta come claim it first. Tripler Laughing my ass off . . . ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/123 "2000-11-29T13:57:09Z")
Much too late to think haiku demands attention and I have none now But moved to comment Andygirl and quietgirl: Warm fuzzy feelings Though for some reason she feels the need to threaten to beat her friend up ☹ I also wanted to point out how treaured Una is to some of us but alas dropzone beat me to the verbal parry But sentiment stands * * * dpr: too tired to check syllables right now. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/124 "2000-11-29T14:09:44Z")
Blue Ridge Mountains loom Getting baby Kate at day care Jonathan Chance is home ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/125 "2000-11-29T15:00:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dpr \* > \*\*I also wanted to > point out how treaured Una > is to some of us > > but alas dropzone beat > me to the verbal parry > But sentiment stands - When it comes to her, I feel no jealousy if we share sentiments. ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/126 "2000-11-29T16:21:23Z")
fighting ignorance since 1973 still so far to go ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/127 "2000-11-29T17:20:23Z")
DeePeR’s name is odd. We all know what it means now, but it’s amusing. Wyldelf is his friend. I have not seen her in days. Is she doing fine? Android is coming to town soon. I wait very patiently for him. Overseas dopers. Why is it that they seem to be so gosh-durned cute? ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/128 "2000-11-29T17:21:52Z")
since we struggled so killing threads and pillow fights, I miss you dire wolf! ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/129 "2000-11-29T17:28:18Z")
Did you all forget? _ **I** _ was the [Haiku Master.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=21160) So where’s MY haiku? ---
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/130 "2000-11-29T17:46:46Z")
I will build a train and lay tracks to welfy’s house visit her any time Una will not tell but I have found her secret she is really male! una please write more lesbian erotica I am muy horny ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/131 "2000-11-29T19:04:28Z")
I would ICQ fierra but she is on When I am at work Unless she does her Usual and stays up 'til 2 or 3 AM Damn this 6 hour Time difference - You need to Move to Canada They have Nortel there, Are still somewhat British, but Have tastier food ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/132 "2000-11-29T22:50:16Z")
**ChefTroy** tells us that he’s a bisexual guy. Think he’s just horny! ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/133 "2000-11-29T23:07:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dropzone \* > \*\ ***ChefTroy** tells us that > he’s a bisexual guy. > Think he’s just horny! > \*\* Why **dropzone!** (bats eyes) Are you coming on to me? That’s what it SOUNDS like… All you haiku fans, click on the link that I made you will be amazed. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/134 "2000-11-30T00:26:25Z")
I am most honored at your kind invitaion but I must beg off. … \\quote:\ (Old **Troy** giveaway.) _okay, you cannot pronounce the punctuation to make a haiku_ ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/135 "2000-11-30T00:30:43Z")
Chef Troy, I will click your link But it had better be good Or ask back money. > [@](#): > > una please write more > lesbian erotica > I am muy horny Yes, I like my men But I agree with dragon Write more stories please! Is it hot in here? :o Your stories are so sensual But I don’t complain They make me go :eek: I hope I’m alone in here They’d see a red welf! You ought to go pro Those stories will get you far Welf’s testimony Una, I love you lots So did you choose your bride yet What song should I sing? ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/136 "2000-11-30T00:31:11Z")
haiku master is forgotten are the aged chef troy respect gets ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/137 "2000-11-30T03:00:34Z")
Thank you, fierra. I’m proud to be praised by you With your Yoda voice. (A fun Yoda thing - said to a drunk guy: “Mmmm. I Sense much beer in you.”) ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/138 "2000-11-30T03:13:58Z")
I look for a thread To post number two thousand. Don’t want to waste it. I will probably do it here in a haiku; to me no big deal. ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/139 "2000-11-30T03:23:15Z")
Congratulations! dropzone, I’m in awe of you Maybe I’ll catch up! ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/140 "2000-11-30T03:26:40Z")
Haiku helps post count I’ll someday tie with handy I can only wish. 😃 Bored college kids? Bah! I like to procrastinate Use this to fill time I am worse than bored I am unmotivated Can I take a nap? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948.md?page=8)