# Haiku your fellow dopers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 28, 2000, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948 "2000-11-28T00:57:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/141 "2000-11-30T03:35:27Z")
dpr has a teddy bear named Evil Bitch is that not spiffy? I want to be a part of the Evil Bitch Tour but for logistics ☹ Chef Troy was haiku master, but that was a bit before I got here Some day I want to eat a meal cooked by Chef Troy or by Zenster. Yum. ---
**Author:** ![BigGiantHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b4bc9f/32.png) [@BigGiantHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigGiantHead)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/142 "2000-11-30T04:30:38Z")
This enigma known as Nymysys - late, I’ve found you most intriguing. Most sorry am I to have entered thread so late while you felt unloved. Your .sig line makes me grin. Do gods make men, or do men the gods create? And now, thanks due to oldscratch’s link, I get to see you, as well - grrrr! Now I haiku you, I wouldn’t want 'scratch to get Wu-tang on me! Actress, hedonist, psychologist - a unique confluence of traits. This public display is not like me. I quickly retreat from flirting… ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/143 "2000-11-30T04:40:56Z")
Nobody likes me Everybody hates me Guess I’ll eat some worms. I just may be the only fellah to find that classic ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/144 "2000-11-30T04:48:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Welfy \* > \*\*Congratulations! > dropzone, I’m in awe of you > Maybe I’ll catch up! \*\* Thank you, dear, thank you, I know that you will catch up When I get sick of five/seven/five. Uh-oh, it looks like it has already happened. Better keep posting. In real life do you continue to think and talk in haiku rhythm? ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/145 "2000-11-30T04:59:17Z")
New poster arrives Unknown to everyone here Introduce self now I know nobody Here to honor with haiku Sorry to hijack My haiku, it blows chunks Will continue anyway Nothing else to do To be or else not Is the question, it would seem If you’re a Dane prince Just five syllables Followed by only seven Hard to make lines scan I must stop now Battle with insomnia morning nap at work ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/146 "2000-11-30T05:06:48Z")
And one for Wally For he was hilarious And we still miss him. ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/147 "2000-11-30T08:35:58Z")
Poor haiku. Perhaps Slow aussie speech hinders my syllable counting Wyldelf has been blocked from straightdope during worktime Stoopid company… Evil bitch must get there and meet andygirl en route Yes the bear will come Dope time has been short Damn Real Life keeps intruding I sigh with rolled eyes ---
**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/148 "2000-11-30T08:46:23Z")
Wyldelf is so banned Work just doesn’t understand Misses Nymysys Withdrawal set in Shivers and shakes in my hand Need to be online Life is busy now Too close to Christmas to play Need some quiet time Osip I will woo It is a challenge between Who will cave in first? Let the games begin Nymysys help me Teach me how to flirt 😉 ---
**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/149 "2000-11-30T09:03:09Z")
Damn I stuffed it up My last haiku was not right sidetracked with massage ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/150 "2000-11-30T16:51:10Z")
There’s no end to the Mundane pointless stuff I post Oh please make it stop My buddy thinksnow Girls say you’re conservative (Tell them you like cats) ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/151 "2000-11-30T17:16:38Z")
Like glorious waterfall Lit amber by the sun, Beer pours into my glass. The hunger within Comes from lunchtime, Beer pours into my glass. The convoy moves buzzards circle about, damn Florida Ryder truck. Man dies from loaded gun points at head and pulls trigger Dumb shit. . . The Stock Market is up my income is down. Ironic, isn’t it? Tripler Insightful, yet psychopathic . . . ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/152 "2000-11-30T18:20:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by wyldelf \* > **Wyldelf is so banned > Work just doesn’t understand > Misses Nymysys** If you could only do CAD I would hire you and you could be near her. ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/153 "2000-11-30T18:43:21Z")
BigGiantHead came out of the woodwork to talk to me. Shall I fear? BGH must now go through all of my spouses for my attention. Morph, Oldscratch, Rasa, dpr, Wyldelf are they. But Wyld wants more men. 😃 Perhaps, under our spousal arrangement we can make room for one more. As for Wyldelf and her quest for Osip, I say, “Feel the force, sweetie.” 🙂 I cannot teach you what you already possess. Go get 'em, tiger! ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/154 "2000-11-30T22:37:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Welfy \* > \*\*Speaking of couples, > Montfont and Anniz– > When is the wedding? \*\* Montfort quoth Welfy: “Montfont?” Nay, fair young lass, It’s Montfort with “r.” But, I’m digressing The trip was fine, but no posts Announce the banns yet. Please wait, take your time In due time we might, maybe For now we pretend. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![BigGiantHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b4bc9f/32.png) [@BigGiantHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigGiantHead)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/155 "2000-12-01T00:37:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nymysys \* > \*\*BigGiantHead came > out of the woodwork to talk > to me. Shall I fear? > > BGH must now > go through all of my spouses > for my attention. > > Morph, Oldscratch, Rasa, > dpr, Wyldelf are they. > But Wyld wants more men. 😃 > > Perhaps, under our > spousal arrangement we can > make room for one more. > \*\* Never fear, _chere_ Nym, the Head means ill to no one, he is far too meek; Imagining not any power to overcome so many spouses. Although, IRL he has already been in a like arrangement (To certain degree, that is - my now ex-spouse and my still best friend did take to a bed, with my agreement, although joy lasting was not found). Now, with Rasa and Oldscratch out of town, perhaps is the time to pounce! If only Houston and Chicago were not so very far apart… ---
**Author:** ![wevets](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9a140/32.png) [@wevets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wevets)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/156 "2000-12-01T01:07:15Z")
I must discover The answer: words end in -gry Bless the message board! Ahhh, Ess Dee Em Bee You inform, entertain, drain Productivity ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/157 "2000-12-01T01:08:24Z")
I have been away working temporarily; no time for posting. Welcome **DynoSaur** to the Straight Dope Message Boards; hope you like it here. Thank you **andygirl** and thank you to **Anthracite** for lovely haiku. My daughter is gone so the computer is mine but only till ten. -----🙂 —////\\ ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/158 "2000-12-01T02:01:50Z")
Chicago seem to be so very far away from ev’rywhere. Sigh. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/159 "2000-12-01T02:06:02Z")
Chicago is not far from Lombard but the gulf of years is greater. ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948/160 "2000-12-01T02:07:40Z")
Chicago not far Compared to Saskatchewan I’m close to noone [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-your-fellow-dopers/42948.md?page=9)