# haiku **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 29, 2001, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku/63729 "2001-04-29T15:32:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![echonymph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/848f3c/32.png) [@echonymph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/echonymph)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku/63729/1 "2001-04-29T15:32:57Z")
big test on tuesday time should be more wisely spent oh, lazy am i ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku/63729/2 "2001-04-29T20:17:26Z")
chocolate chip cookies oven-fresh, warm and yummy… SHIT! we’re out of milk!! ---
**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku/63729/3 "2001-04-29T20:36:53Z")
Fetid laundry pile Straight Dope on computer screen I won’t get much done ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku/63729/4 "2001-04-29T21:38:13Z")
O wasted Sunday At least I get to spend it With other Dopers ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku/63729/5 "2001-04-29T21:49:09Z")
“Fetish laundry pile”?!?! What kind of perv-- oh. “Fetid.” Damn my dirty mind. ---
**Author:** ![waxteeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@waxteeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waxteeth)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku/63729/6 "2001-04-29T22:00:00Z")
Three hours left now Sopranos are coming soon Better get ice cream ---
**Author:** ![longjohn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@longjohn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/longjohn)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku/63729/7 "2001-04-30T12:51:17Z")
Monday, suck my dick How can time pass so slowly? Aaargh, it’s only noon! ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku/63729/8 "2001-04-30T13:01:56Z")
Oh perfect woman Caress me long distance please Reconnect our souls. ```auto Bitter cold wet air Television pays my bills Off to work I go. ``` Fragile faceless souls Crafting words to touch others Such is the Straight Dope. ```auto Strip away facades Sub human layers bare teeth Feral grunting cries. ``` ---
**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku/63729/9 "2001-04-30T15:48:10Z")
Severe depression is steadily leaving me. I laugh here and heal. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku/63729/10 "2001-04-30T22:47:56Z")
Bargains scream from shelves I must fight my urge to save I hate you Best Buy You lost my HP Why am I the bad guy here I hate you Best Buy Press 1 for some help Listen to bad Muzak now I hate you Best Buy Went to get refund My car is hit in your lot I hate you Best Buy ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku/63729/11 "2001-05-01T01:07:30Z")
Odd eye Aussie man comes from down under to ask Who can it be now K-Mart or Wal-Mart where will I find the best deal Blue light shows the way I can haiku now why could I not do it in school failure in lit class M S T 3 K Man and bots make movie fun How I miss Mike and Joel I watch birds have sex cable tv is so strange Marlin Perkins spins TV is vast wasteland you ain’t just whistlin’ Dixie Tom Green Show is on DVD, CD too many choices to make ode to an 8 track ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku/63729/12 "2001-05-01T01:22:01Z")
Just caught my mistake In poem up above now why don’t I preview No one will read this I am not famous enough loneliest Doper ---
**Author:** ![Kaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaz)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku/63729/13 "2001-05-01T02:13:32Z")
Damn, **Mr. Blue Sky** I envy skills you have honed. Wish I could Haiku ---
**Author:** ![Kaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaz)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku/63729/14 "2001-05-01T02:22:58Z")
Haikus are like ice Cold, calm, and sometimes really hard my ode to Haiku why not the Haiku peaceful, serene, and placid amidst this shit place you question the haiku why, Jacob, why here, why now? shit boy, you are weird no, the haiku smiles remember, haiku is god but so is cheeze whiz the haiku is fun much like big masterbation as is everything wow, masterbation what the fuck is he saying? he’s kinda cute though ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku/63729/15 "2001-05-01T02:45:31Z")
Oh wow, Lynne Russell Your eyes are freakin’ me out Headline News is on Hey Robert Downey How many more chances now even O.J. asks ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku/63729/16 "2001-05-01T05:23:56Z")
There once was a man Nantucket was his hometown I forget the rest ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku/63729/17 "2001-05-01T05:45:24Z")
I am up too late. Class at 7 tomorrow. I don’t want to go. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku/63729/18 "2001-05-01T11:29:41Z")
Gas prices go up I wish I was George Dubya Oily friends unite! Told boss where to go have I lost my mind, but why Have lottery sons ---
**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku/63729/19 "2001-05-01T11:56:55Z")
Newly washed, clean dog. Rolls in the unexpected. Bad dog. Bad, bad dog. ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku/63729/20 "2001-05-01T16:05:42Z")
I don’t respect you Or your company, fatso. Eat out of my butt. My friend wrote that in in email, but it’s so worth sharing. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku/63729.md?page=2)