# haiku

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku/63729>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 29, 2001, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku/63729 "2001-04-29T15:32:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![beckwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b487fb/32.png) [@beckwall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beckwall)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku/63729/21 "2001-05-01T23:07:45Z")

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Xanax (palindrome)  
The benzodiazepine  
I choose to abuse

Orange wonder cat  
Sleep all day and up all night  
He’s bipolar, too

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku/63729/22 "2001-05-01T23:22:42Z")

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Mouse pursued by cat  
Hides out in genetics lab  
Here Kitty Kitty!  
Painful screams I hear  
Bloody postman on my lawn  
Who let the dogs out  
Nicholson, great guy?  
Not crazy, it’s just an act?  
Oh, you don’t know Jack  
Beauty is ugly  
Can’t see my feet anymore  
High school reunion

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2001, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku/63729/23 "2001-05-22T01:40:41Z")

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Mullet and afro  
white guys singing soul music  
Daryl Hall John Oates

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**Author:** ![Kaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaz)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku/63729/24 "2001-05-24T02:01:40Z")

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No more school for me.  
Graduation tomorrow.  
Four months 'till more hell.

High School is over.  
No more teachers, no more books.  
Detention? Screw you!

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**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku/63729/25 "2001-05-24T04:02:32Z")

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eleven o’clock  
hot chamomile tea, cool jazz  
gentle slumber soon

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**Author:** ![PolarField](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b77776/32.png) [@PolarField](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PolarField)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku/63729/26 "2001-05-24T08:10:05Z")

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Girlfriend will be here  
Scrotum, I shaved early  
Tomorrow, much fun.

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**Author:** ![Gravity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gravity/32/14322_2.png) [@Gravity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gravity)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku/63729/27 "2001-05-24T12:32:50Z")

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Popcorn for breakfast  
Cheesy, warm and slightly burnt  
Ambrosia to me

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**Author:** ![Kaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaz)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku/63729/28 "2001-05-24T14:45:45Z")

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Wake up to trash truck  
“What’s that damn sound? Tryin’ sleep…”  
aww damn. 'Till next week.

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**Author:** ![romansperson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/romansperson/32/17100_2.png) [@romansperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/romansperson)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku/63729/29 "2001-05-24T17:42:38Z")

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Shannon is happy  
She’s almost old enough to drive  
Watch out everyone!

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**Author:** ![romansperson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/romansperson/32/17100_2.png) [@romansperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/romansperson)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku/63729/30 "2001-05-24T20:13:35Z")

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Shannon is happy  
She’s almost old enough to drive  
Watch out everyone!

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