# Hair clogged pipe. Police called.

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 2, 2008, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hair-clogged-pipe-police-called/451551 "2008-06-02T23:24:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2008, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hair-clogged-pipe-police-called/451551/1 "2008-06-02T23:24:22Z")

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There is a woman that had an unusual hair clog in her pipe. Her tail pipe that is. Somebody plugged her car exhaust with hair, so it wouldn’t run.

[Hair in tailpipe.](http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2008/06/mair_used_in_mischief_case.html)

Damn hooligans. She probably told them to get off her lawn. 🙂

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**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hair-clogged-pipe-police-called/451551/2 "2008-06-03T00:55:36Z")

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“Hair like Jesus wore it; Hallelujah, I adore it!”

_I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy  
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty  
Oily, greasy, fleecy, shining  
Gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen  
Knotted, polka-dotted; Twisted, beaded, braided  
Powdered, flowered, and confettied  
Bangled, tangled, spangled and spaghettied!_