# Hair raising

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hair-raising/395736>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 13, 2007, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hair-raising/395736 "2007-03-13T13:02:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![tbdi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@tbdi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tbdi)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hair-raising/395736/1 "2007-03-13T13:02:01Z")

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There are desperate cries for attention and then there’s this

> **[The Smoking Gun: Public Documents, Mug Shots](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/)**
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> Public Documents, Mug Shots

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**Author:** ![badkittypriestess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8baadc/32.png) [@badkittypriestess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badkittypriestess)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hair-raising/395736/2 "2007-03-13T14:31:24Z")

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Did she stick her finger in a light socket? :eek:

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**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hair-raising/395736/3 "2007-03-13T14:33:15Z")

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Hmm. To carry that kind of thing off, you need to have an interesting face.

I clicked on the picture, saw the hair, scrolled down… more hair… more hair… extremely plain face.

Sorry, but no.

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**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hair-raising/395736/4 "2007-03-13T16:04:54Z")

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Thanks, I just spent the last 1/2 hour looking thru mugshots. There are some good celeb ones on there.

[This](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/tampa14mug12.html) kinda creeped me out. Looks like she’s got a Terminator eye or something.  
If you hit the ‘next’ tab on that pic you get to Cuddy\* from house.

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**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hair-raising/395736/5 "2007-03-13T17:36:36Z")

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She should go to jail for sure, 'cause she listed her profession as “spammer”!

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**Author:** ![Litoris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@Litoris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Litoris)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hair-raising/395736/6 "2007-03-13T18:04:40Z")

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Wow. You guys are harsh…I won’t be posting any of my younger days’ pictures…On a side note – do you have any idea how long it takes to get hair that long to spike?

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hair-raising/395736/7 "2007-03-13T18:39:52Z")

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It’s Pam from “The Office!”

Two questions - what is “Soh of Alcoh” as an offense?

and

Why are some of the girls arrested for prostitution/exposure grinning so happily in their mug shots?

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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hair-raising/395736/8 "2007-03-13T19:37:14Z")

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I really would like to know the products she uses. For that matter, how DOES she do it? It looks like it would take more than one person.

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**Author:** ![Caridwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c89c15/32.png) [@Caridwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caridwen)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hair-raising/395736/9 "2007-03-13T19:40:30Z")

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How does she fit her head in the car to drive?

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**Author:** ![Litoris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@Litoris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Litoris)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hair-raising/395736/10 "2007-03-13T19:43:14Z")

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[QUOTE=freckafree]  
I really would like to know the products she uses. For that matter, how DOES she do it? It looks like it would take more than one person.  
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Typically, the best way to spike hair (especially when it is that long) is either with sugar water (mix just enough sugar in hot water to make a paste, aplly liberally, let set) or Aqua Net hairspray (if you can find it, seems I remember it was banned due to CFC’s or something). It is always helpful to have assistance, but one can do it oneself, if one is so inclined and has long enough arms.

FWIW, Jell-o also works great. The added bonus to Jell-O is that you can get great, temporary colour results, too.

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hair-raising/395736/11 "2007-03-13T19:44:27Z")

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[QUOTE=Colophon]  
To carry that kind of thing off, you need to have an interesting face.  
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To carry that kind of thing off, you need to have a great talent.

Mesdames et messeiurs, for your viewing pleasure, I give you the aging, but still able to bump with the best, King of the Hot Doggers, Mr. Glen Plake! [AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!] [http://www.skinet.com/skinet/video/enlarge/0,28351,1214043-1,00.html](http://www.skinet.com/skinet/video/enlarge/0,28351,1214043-1,00.html)

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**Author:** ![Cowboy8467](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5e925/32.png) [@Cowboy8467](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cowboy8467)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hair-raising/395736/12 "2007-03-13T19:46:35Z")

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[QUOTE=Caridwen]  
How does she fit her head in the car to drive?  
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I believe in the linked article they assured us that she drives with the sunroof open, although it could have been tongue in cheek

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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hair-raising/395736/13 "2007-03-13T20:26:31Z")

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[QUOTE=featherlou]  
Why are some of the girls arrested for prostitution/exposure grinning so happily in their mug shots?  
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Two thoughts came to mind:  
a) They just saved 50% by switching to Geico  
or  
b) Free advertising?

That hair…it’s just so.. :eek:  
I’m thinking she probably had to lay on her side? Looks like it was brushed flat and sprayed? 😕

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hair-raising/395736/14 "2007-03-13T20:28:22Z")

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I’ve seen it done with gel, followed by laying on one’s side and ironing.

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**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hair-raising/395736/15 "2007-03-13T21:11:33Z")

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[QUOTE=Muffin]  
To carry that kind of thing off, you need to have a great talent.

Mesdames et messeiurs, for your viewing pleasure, I give you the aging, but still able to bump with the best, King of the Hot Doggers, Mr. Glen Plake! [AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!] [http://www.skinet.com/skinet/video/enlarge/0,28351,1214043-1,00.html](http://www.skinet.com/skinet/video/enlarge/0,28351,1214043-1,00.html)  
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Heh, I knew she reminded me of someone. Good old Glen, I remember watching his vids back in the day. (Nice moguls, too!)

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**Author:** ![Bobotheoptimist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/919ad9/32.png) [@Bobotheoptimist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bobotheoptimist)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hair-raising/395736/16 "2007-03-13T22:30:56Z")

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[QUOTE=Litoris]  
FWIW, Jell-o also works great. The added bonus to Jell-O is that you can get great, temporary colour results, too.  
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Back in my day, it had to be _Knox_ gelatin. Because, you know, Jell-O was all corporate or something (or no one wanted to have lime flavored hair) I see that both now are a product of Kraft foods ☹

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hair-raising/395736/17 "2007-03-14T01:07:31Z")

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I wonder how she got to the mugshot and booking with it stil standing in place. Did she keep her head tilted sideways the whole trip in the backseat, so her hair looked nice for the mug shot?

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**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hair-raising/395736/18 "2007-03-14T02:16:09Z")

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[QUOTE=featherlou]  
Two questions - what is “Soh of Alcoh” as an offense?

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I think that’s “Sol” as in solicitation of alcohol. They were minors probably.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2007, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hair-raising/395736/19 "2007-03-14T22:18:32Z")

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Solicitation of alcohol. Heh. Sounds funny to me, but I get what you mean.

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**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2007, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hair-raising/395736/20 "2007-03-15T02:43:55Z")

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[QUOTE=featherlou]  
Solicitation of alcohol. Heh. Sounds funny to me, but I get what you mean.  
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“Hey…pssst…wanna rim your mouth with a lime? I gots ya salt here too…c’mon, baby, you’re a sweet margarita - you know you want it…”
