# Hairball day, pfttttt. May 7th, national nude gardening day! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 29, 2016, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hairball-day-pfttttt-may-7th-national-nude-gardening-day/753452 "2016-04-29T21:18:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2016, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hairball-day-pfttttt-may-7th-national-nude-gardening-day/753452/1 "2016-04-29T21:18:44Z")
Yep first Saturday in May is World Naked Gardening day. Clearly a great idea IMHO. Little tiny NSFW immages on the link. [http://www.wngd.org/](http://www.wngd.org/) Brake out the drones! ---
**Author:** ![spamforbrains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@spamforbrains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spamforbrains)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2016, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hairball-day-pfttttt-may-7th-national-nude-gardening-day/753452/2 "2016-04-30T02:07:35Z")
I don’t know. I’m not terribly modest but sunburn and bug bites are not fun. ---
**Author:** ![Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cabin_fever_1/32/2908_2.png) [@Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabin_Fever_1)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2016, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hairball-day-pfttttt-may-7th-national-nude-gardening-day/753452/3 "2016-04-30T02:54:51Z")
I am not…clicking on that link. (Yes, I did but that doesn’t count). My Friday Night is officially over. 🙂 By the way, my petunias need watering…no…never-mind. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2016, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hairball-day-pfttttt-may-7th-national-nude-gardening-day/753452/4 "2016-04-30T03:04:50Z")
It’s easier to fertilize. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2016, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hairball-day-pfttttt-may-7th-national-nude-gardening-day/753452/5 "2016-04-30T03:54:52Z")
I’m not sure why anybody does anything naked\*. Apart from bathing. I find the whole experience unpleasantly self-conscious. I don’t even like seeing men shirtless. \*Even sex. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2016, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hairball-day-pfttttt-may-7th-national-nude-gardening-day/753452/6 "2016-04-30T04:07:51Z")
So next Saturday, you’ll take off your clothes, grab the shears, go outside & trim the bush? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2016, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hairball-day-pfttttt-may-7th-national-nude-gardening-day/753452/7 "2016-05-01T14:40:26Z")
> [@spamforbrains](#): > > I don’t know. I’m not terribly modest but sunburn and bug bites are not fun. Naked gardening will never catch on in fire ant country. ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e47774/32.png) [@quiltguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2016, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hairball-day-pfttttt-may-7th-national-nude-gardening-day/753452/8 "2016-05-01T22:15:44Z")
A perfect time to have that “Birds and Bees” chat with the young’uns. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![KRC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/45deac/32.png) [@KRC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KRC)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2016, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hairball-day-pfttttt-may-7th-national-nude-gardening-day/753452/9 "2016-05-03T04:11:36Z")
Even a nice crop of tomatoes isn’t worth getting my hieney sun burnt. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2016, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hairball-day-pfttttt-may-7th-national-nude-gardening-day/753452/10 "2016-05-03T13:33:29Z")
Unless the weather here gets seasonal instead of cold and rainy, there’s going to be a lot of shrinkage going on. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2016, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hairball-day-pfttttt-may-7th-national-nude-gardening-day/753452/11 "2016-05-03T19:26:22Z")
Naked gardening, it seems, grows more popular by the hour. Be sure the bird don’t get you worm nor the bee land in your flower. * * * There once was a girl that I dated Who’s nude gardening club was high rated. Without one single care She went, bare derriere, And came home quite well pollinated.