# hairy scalps **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 9, 2002, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hairy-scalps/118044 "2002-07-09T06:49:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2002, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hairy-scalps/118044/1 "2002-07-09T06:49:59Z")
What is up with people these days walking around in PUBLIC with fuckin’ DEAD HAIR shooting out of their heads?!! WTF??? Cut that shit off!!! ---
**Author:** ![Deadly\_Nightlight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Deadly\_Nightlight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deadly_Nightlight)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2002, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hairy-scalps/118044/2 "2002-07-09T07:09:09Z")
LMAO- that would make a great sig line ---
**Author:** ![tarnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tarnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tarnik)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2002, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hairy-scalps/118044/3 "2002-07-09T08:19:58Z")
Maybe I misunderstood…I have quite a hairy scalp. My scalp has hair allll over it. ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2002, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hairy-scalps/118044/4 "2002-07-09T10:12:54Z")
and all of it dead. What can I say, I’m a rebel. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2002, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hairy-scalps/118044/5 "2002-07-09T11:34:55Z")
I shave that vile crap off almost daily. ---
**Author:** ![Nenya\_Elizabeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ea5d25/32.png) [@Nenya\_Elizabeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nenya_Elizabeth)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2002, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hairy-scalps/118044/6 "2002-07-09T11:35:23Z")
Yeah, what will they think of next? I heard of some weirdos who have dead keratin stuff sticking off the ends of their fingers and toes. They use them to scratch things with, so I’ve heard, but it seems pretty unbelievable to me. I mean, yuck, growing out of the ends of your _fingers_?? ---
**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2002, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hairy-scalps/118044/7 "2002-07-09T14:29:49Z")
Umm ok This post would have made so much sense yesterday after I spent 2 hrs huffing 95% ethanol fumes (I’m the only tech so I get to mix up the 70% ethanol for the spray bottles) ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2002, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hairy-scalps/118044/8 "2002-07-09T14:34:27Z")
Aren’t hairy scalps _en vogue_ now? ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2002, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hairy-scalps/118044/9 "2002-07-09T15:44:41Z")
Not only is my scalp hairy, but my face too. And my arms, and my legs. Let’s see, my chest, my back,my feet, my ass, my crotch… Oh my God! I am an ape! Aw crap. And just when I was getting the hang of this human thing… _wanders off to find a banana or something._ ---
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2002, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hairy-scalps/118044/10 "2002-07-11T12:23:50Z")
Oh, wow, and just when I thought it was obvious that i was not from this planet, an OP comes along and just blows the theory right out of the water. ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2002, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hairy-scalps/118044/11 "2002-07-12T01:27:18Z")
All my hair is alive, and it moves in response to my thoughts. I’m sure to break the ice at naughty parties.