# Half in the bag; stoned off your tits
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [June 14, 2007, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934 "2007-06-14T00:14:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@Captain\_C](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_C)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2007, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/21 "2007-06-14T06:37:53Z")
Ready to ride the hallway (you know, like when it moves more than a Disneyland ride)
Might just be an inside joke between me and my friends.
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### Author:  [@Whifton\_Polekitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whifton_Polekitty)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2007, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/22 "2007-06-14T06:48:29Z")
My brother and I are fond of:
“durnk”, from an obvious typo (we keep in touch through IRC)
“edited for television”. We use that one for other… states as well.
And, since finals are over, “Normal” comes to mind for a few weeks…
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### Author:  [@Triskadecamus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triskadecamus)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2007, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/23 "2007-06-14T07:08:59Z")
Hanging onto the floor.
Tris
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### Author:  [@Tazmanian\_Devil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tazmanian_Devil)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2007, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/24 "2007-06-14T07:54:28Z")
plowed
crocked
shitfaced
hitting the joy juice
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### Author:  [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2007, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/25 "2007-06-14T07:57:08Z")
Trollied…
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### Author:  [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2007, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/26 "2007-06-14T08:01:57Z")
Drunker thank a skunk
Plastered, wasted, smashed.
Feelin’ great!
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### Author:  [@Mops](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mops)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2007, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/27 "2007-06-14T08:20:58Z")
[QUOTE=samclem]
**Bezaftig**. I’m sure this isn’t the correct German(I’m American). Long story. I’ll try to make it short.
Sitting in an underground, afterhours bar somewhere in Germany. 3AM. On the next bar stool is Harry Muller(German). He’s been everywhere in the world. We talk. I’m ready to fall off my stool. I asked him what “shit-faced” is in German–he says something which I’ve always repeated as “bezaftig.” After he told me, I repeated it, probably a bit too loud. He cautioned me to hold it down. Not too polite, I gathered.
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if probably was _besoffen_, BTW
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### Author:  [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2007, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/28 "2007-06-14T08:41:36Z")
“Off on a drunk”
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### Author:  [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2007, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/29 "2007-06-14T09:18:06Z")
I knew a guy who always said “Boliviated”.
Feel free, too, to include your favorite term for “hangover”. 😉
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### Author:  [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2007, 9:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/30 "2007-06-14T09:37:07Z")
Totally fucked
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### Author:  [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2007, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/31 "2007-06-14T12:29:49Z")
Hog-whimpering
Tired and emotional
Bladdered
Andronicus
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### Author:  [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2007, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/32 "2007-06-14T12:35:33Z")
Pissed as a rat
Zonked
Outta my skull
Totally bolloxed
Barf ready
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### Author:  [@Martini\_Enfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martini_Enfield)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2007, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/33 "2007-06-14T12:41:35Z")
Tanked
Written Off
Off one’s face
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### Author:  [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2007, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/34 "2007-06-14T12:41:49Z")
Wiped Slick
Shot in the ass
Fucker’n Hell
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### Author:  [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2007, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/35 "2007-06-14T13:19:58Z")
Happy.
As in, “My, but _you’re_ happy”.
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### Author:  [@rucciface](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rucciface)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2007, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/36 "2007-06-14T14:28:20Z")
Loopded.
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### Author:  [@Redfrost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redfrost)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2007, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/37 "2007-06-14T14:29:53Z")
Gorked
Inebriated
Intoxilated
Pixelated
Fuuuucked Up
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### Author:  [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2007, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/38 "2007-06-14T14:41:07Z")
It tended to progress in stages when I was in college and usually spent Wednesday evening after my 7:00 p.m. class through Sunday evening in an increasing level of intoxication (youth - it is wasted on the young).
Cooled (early stages)
Buzzed (getting there)
Polluted (it is official - I’m drunk)
Wrecked (this could get ugly)
Paralytic (Is he still breathing?)
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### Author:  [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2007, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/39 "2007-06-14T15:04:53Z")
In one’s cup’s (an oldy but a goody.)
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### Author:  [@melondeca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melondeca)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2007, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/40 "2007-06-14T15:10:46Z")
Shitty
Balls to the Wall
Fersnockered
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