# Half in the bag; stoned off your tits
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [June 14, 2007, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934 "2007-06-14T00:14:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2007, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/41 "2007-06-14T15:15:34Z")
We also reference Dan Jenkin’s “10 Stages of Drunkeness:”
1. Witty and Charming
2. Rich and Powerful
3. Benevolent
4. Clairvoyant
5. Fuck dinner
6. Patriotic
7. Crank up the Enola Gay
8. Witty and Charming, Part 2
9. Invisible
10. Bulletproof
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### Author:  [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2007, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/42 "2007-06-14T15:26:31Z")
One from Anthony Bourdain:
Savage Drunk
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### Author:  [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2007, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/43 "2007-06-14T15:37:43Z")
In his (my, your, her) cups
Old-fashioned, but I like it.
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### Author:  [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2007, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/44 "2007-06-14T15:48:07Z")
[QUOTE=Triskadecamus]
Hanging onto the floor.
Tris
[/QUOTE]
Ah yes, the bed spins.
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### Author:  [@DaddyTimesTwo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaddyTimesTwo)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2007, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/45 "2007-06-14T15:54:24Z")
I’ve not had the need to use these terms for some time, but one I never used but like immediately when a co-worker was asked was he was planning to do after work is …
get bent.
He was an African american fellow and he said it in such a way that this lilly white suburban boy never felt I could pull it off.
😃
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### Author:  [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2007, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/46 "2007-06-14T16:18:03Z")
Here’s a new one: Eatin’ burgers off the floor.
BTW, one can be only [three sheets to the wind](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheet_(sailing)), technically speaking.
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### Author:  [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2007, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/47 "2007-06-14T16:25:26Z")
I kinda like “shithoused,” which I got from the _Not Another Teen Movie_ commentary track, of all places.
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### Author:  [@The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Chao_Goes_Mu)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2007, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/48 "2007-06-14T16:54:18Z")
Ripped to the tits, nipples to the wind.
Destroyed.
Foster Brooks
(S)he’s like a drunk Kitty Dukakis, Betty Ford, Gary Busey, Robert Downey Jr. Lindsay Lohan (any well known lush)
Pissed
Fuuucked UP
Rollin’ out the barrel
Comatose
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### Author:  [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2007, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/49 "2007-06-14T18:42:20Z")
[QUOTE=featherlou]
Ah yes, the bed spins.
[/QUOTE]
If my bed was standing in the corner
I could just fall into it right now
And know that I’d just be staring at the ceiling going round
When those doors swing open and all the drinks are passed around
Anytime the pickins look too easy…hold me down
I guess I’d go with sloshed. I don’t get completely wasted anymore.
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### Author:  [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2007, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/50 "2007-06-14T19:07:43Z")
You people are too eloquent. My friends and I sitck to the good old-fashioned standards: _drunk_, _hammered_ and _wasted_, sometimes amplified by the use of _fucking_ and/or _totally_ as qualifying adjectives.
Oh, and **Omegaman** , that was so gross and so unexpected, given the source, that I did laugh out loud. Well played.
:D:D
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### Author:  [@The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Chao_Goes_Mu)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2007, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/51 "2007-06-14T19:07:55Z")
I forgot that I also say, “On a poor man’s vacation”
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### Author:  [@LonesomePolecat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LonesomePolecat)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2007, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/52 "2007-06-14T19:17:05Z")
stewed
bombed
bouncing off the walls
blotto
snockered
shitfaced
abusing my liver
plastered
blitzed
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### Author:  [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2007, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/53 "2007-06-14T21:03:41Z")
[QUOTE=DaddyTimesTwo]
I’ve not had the need to use these terms for some time, but one I never used but like immediately when a co-worker was asked was he was planning to do after work is …
get bent.
He was an African american fellow and he said it in such a way that this lilly white suburban boy never felt I could pull it off.
😃
[/QUOTE]
Was his name Mario Mazzo? If so, I worked with him, too.
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### Author:  [@Cub\_Mistress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cub_Mistress)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2007, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/54 "2007-06-14T21:15:55Z")
drunker than a football bat. (yeah, I can’t explain this one at all.)
drunk as a lord.
he’s crying-about-his-daddy drunk (I think this is from Lewis Grizzard)
totally wasted
tiddly
drunk as a skunk
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2007, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/55 "2007-06-14T21:20:39Z")
[QUOTE=betenoir]
In one’s cup’s (an oldy but a goody.)
[/QUOTE]
seconded!
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### Author:  [@InappropriateHumor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InappropriateHumor)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2007, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/56 "2007-06-14T21:46:20Z")
[QUOTE=The Chao Goes Mu]
I forgot that I also say, “On a poor man’s vacation”
[/QUOTE]
I believe I’ll just adopt this one, thanks!
Also:
relaxed
self-medicated
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### Author:  [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2007, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/57 "2007-06-14T22:03:43Z")
Synergized.
And my personal favorite (as an expression and a state of being): Stoned as a martyr.
(Is it horrible that I finally got around to signing up for SDMB so I could post to this thread?!)
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### Author:  [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2007, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/58 "2007-06-14T23:20:16Z")
[QUOTE=Atomicktom]
\(Is it horrible that I finally got around to signing up for SDMB so I could post to this thread?!)
[/QUOTE]
Yes. Yes, it is.
Did we do pissed as a newt yet? I’ve always liked that one. Such a _non sequitur_.
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### Author:  [@SuperNelson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuperNelson)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2007, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/59 "2007-06-15T01:24:48Z")
Drunkity-drunk-drunk-drunk.
Blind.
Invincible.
Invisible.
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### Author:  [@MizTina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MizTina)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2007, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/60 "2007-06-15T02:02:06Z")
Two old favorites:
Knee walking, commode hugging drunk.
Drunker’n a five eyed billy goat.
T
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