# Half in the bag; stoned off your tits **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934 **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share **Created:** [June 14, 2007, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934 "2007-06-14T00:14:56Z") **Posts on this page:** 10 **Page:** 4
### Author: ![mhairi2222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee7513/32.png) [@mhairi2222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhairi2222) #### Post date: [June 15, 2007, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/61 "2007-06-15T13:17:48Z")
ruined sammed wankered ---
### Author: ![rhythmonly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee59a6/32.png) [@rhythmonly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rhythmonly) #### Post date: [June 15, 2007, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/62 "2007-06-15T15:08:04Z")
More fucked up than a soup sandwich. Higher than a witch doctor. My Grandfather used to say that he was so drunk that he had to get his billfold out to see who the fuck he was. ---
### Author: ![Butterscotch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dc4da7/32.png) [@Butterscotch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Butterscotch) #### Post date: [June 15, 2007, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/63 "2007-06-15T18:10:02Z")
Rat-arsed Stonked Bevvied-up Steaming Banjanxed Bladdered Lagged Lashed Tanked Off your trolley Minced ---
### Author: ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott) #### Post date: [June 15, 2007, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/64 "2007-06-15T18:52:16Z")
Blittered (when you’re too far gone to say obliterated.) He’s in the corner, all shot away. Slip’ry drunk. I’m far away. If you get in her way, she’ll take you to bed. He’d take a cab, but he forgot where home is. She’s not just stoned, she’s cobblestoned. Loop-y (in falsetto.) Looks like Al, sounds like Al, but Al’s not home. Pickled tink. ---
### Author: ![PoorYorick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecccb3/32.png) [@PoorYorick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PoorYorick) #### Post date: [June 15, 2007, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/65 "2007-06-15T19:32:30Z")
Knee-walking, snot-slinging drunk ---
### Author: ![frog\_princess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6bbea6/32.png) [@frog\_princess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/frog_princess) #### Post date: [June 15, 2007, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/66 "2007-06-15T19:44:55Z")
Useless (welcome Atomicktom) ---
### Author: ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain) #### Post date: [June 15, 2007, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/67 "2007-06-15T19:50:13Z")
shitfaced, wasted, totalled, drunk off my ass, “happy”, feeling no pain, bombed, “lost my nose\*”, marinated \*frequently my first sign of impending drunkenness is a tingling sensation in my nose, heading on toward a numb nose as I get shitfaced ---
### Author: ![RedRosesForMe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/91b2a8/32.png) [@RedRosesForMe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedRosesForMe) #### Post date: [June 15, 2007, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/68 "2007-06-15T19:50:38Z")
[QUOTE=featherlou] Yes. Yes, it is. Did we do pissed as a newt yet? I’ve always liked that one. Such a _non sequitur_. [/QUOTE] Aha! For years I’ve been wondering if I misheard that lyric, why the hell would a newt be pissed? (Or is it a mute, they’d have more reason to be pissed than a newt.) Thank you, I’ll sleep a little easier tonight. ---
### Author: ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott) #### Post date: [June 15, 2007, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/69 "2007-06-15T20:13:02Z")
Not a crook. ---
### Author: ![Common\_Tater](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/common_tater/32/13846_2.png) [@Common\_Tater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Common_Tater) #### Post date: [June 16, 2007, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934/70 "2007-06-16T01:17:03Z")
[QUOTE=featherlou] Ah yes, the bed spins. [/QUOTE] Yes, a key component of stomach awareness training! Which may lead to the “technicolor yawn”, or “ralphing” i.e. “Dude! Josh just totally ralphed in Tinas’ car, it was brutal…” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/half-in-the-bag-stoned-off-your-tits/407934.md?page=3)