As you all know, the loo was clogged at some point during my last day in Iceland. I went to the spa and about my day. I came home to a still clogged loo, but the shower was fine, so I used to (to take a shower, folks). Then, after packing, I decided that perhaps (wishful thinking here) the loo had miraculously unclogged itself and I needed to pee. This was about 1030 or so. It hadn’t, and now the water was to the edge of the carpet in the tiny galley kitchen in the basement.
I went upstairs to find Jamie, an ex-pat Brit living in Spain for the past 20 years and his 2 friends, Manolo and Danny(no Inglais). They were making spaghetti bolognese; I was in my pajamas. I explained my dilemma and used their loo. Looking back, that may have been the straw that broke the camel’s back…
I returned to downstairs to go to sleep, having to get up early in the morning for my trip home. I entered the basement to find a tidal wave of shitty water cascading down the hallway and into my doorway. I’ve never seen anything like it. I glanced into the loo to find water erupting from the toilet. I tried to turn the water off, but someone had removed the valve handles. I yelled for Jamie and Manolo came down to help. He took a look and said one word: “terrible!” and went back to eating his spaghetti bolognese. I ended up staying upstairs with these 3 guys, eating cheese and crackers and drinking some Spanish red wine while waiting for Hans to show up (Jamie had called him on his mobile).
Hans found me a bed in another guesthouse 2 doors down and walked me there himself at 0100. That was sweet of him.
Odd as it may sound, I find this whole episode amusing. Sure, it’s gross as hell, but seriously–what else can you do about such a thing but laugh and go with it? I slept on the plane on the way back. No one was hurt, although Hans was mortified. Clearly there is something hugely wrong with the plumbing! I hope he gets it fixed–it’s a nice place and will be even better once they’ve gotten the kinks worked out.
Thus endeth my trip to Iceland. Tried the dried haddock today–it’s chewy, dry (duh), vaguely salty and vaguely fishy, but otherwise bland and kind of nothing. The kids love their souvenirs. I am ready to go back as soon as I can scrape up enough $. Next time I plan on getting out of Reykjavik and seeing the rest of the island, and walking on a glacier.
No one mentioned the word saga to me, not even once. This made me happy (I meant to read them, but just couldn’t. I dislike tall tales, be they Paul Bunyan or Icelandic folk). I’m sure the sagas are fascinating; but not for me, not right now.
I have not really had any jet lag, per se–I did go to sleep early last night (830 pm), but got up at about 9 am. I’m still on vaca until Friday. Yay!