# Halloween OhDope! (that's right, Ohio!) v.2
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [August 31, 2001, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067 "2001-08-31T03:29:06Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 16
### Author:  [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2001, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/301 "2001-10-22T21:24:07Z")
Basically, **Sophie** , he and I discussed sharing the same car to Columbus, then me taking it after he’d made his last airport run so that I could go to Pittsburgh to get **Medea’s Child**. That’s all.
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### Author:  [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2001, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/302 "2001-10-22T21:50:02Z")
That is correct, Shadowfox. There have been two previous Ohio Dopes. One in Columbus and one in Toledo.
[Columbus Planning](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=15605) & [Columbus Aftermath](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=15808)
[Toledo](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=20216) (the posts are somehow out of sequence)
[Edited by UncleBeer on 10-22-2001 at 04:52 PM]
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### Author:  [@Sophie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophie)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2001, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/303 "2001-10-22T22:42:00Z")
Here I was, all curious and mystified; would there be a cash prize? A male stripper? Something fra-gee-lay?
You took all the fun out of it, **Superdude**. I was like a little kid on _insert you holiday here_ Eve.
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### Author:  [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2001, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/304 "2001-10-23T11:51:29Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Sophie \*
> \*\*
> You took all the fun out of it, **Superdude**. I was like a little kid on _insert you holiday here_ Eve. \*\*
…Must resist urge…
…to say…
…Can…I…insert…something…else…there…instead?
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### Author:  [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2001, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/305 "2001-10-23T12:35:17Z")
::slap slap::
Get ahold of yourself, man! You’re showing amazing restraint, but don’t give up! You’ve never given up on anything in your life so don’t start…
::rereads post::
Naaah, that’s just too easy. Give up and go for it.
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### Author:  [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2001, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/306 "2001-10-23T12:40:07Z")
Woohoo! Thanks, **Juniper**. It’s always nice to have someone in my corner.
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### Author:  [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2001, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/307 "2001-10-23T16:45:47Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*\*Shadowfox \*\*
> I hate to burst your bubble, but that’s not true. There have been at least two that I know of.
Yeah, yeah…details. Fine, the first Ohio Dopefest of the modern era, _After UBB_. So there.
**Super** , I’m sorry I’ve neglected you…uh, the dog ate my info. I left it in my other pants…uh, computer. Yeah. If **UncleBeer** hasn’t forwared the info to you already, you might want to ask him or **Quix** , I’m sort of suffering from my own poor planning out here without the info I had made such an effort to assemble, but left in L’ville.
I’m sort of limited in my access to the net right now, but I’ll do what I can and defer to my trusty lieutenants, **Pers** and **UB**. (Thanks kids!)
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### Author:  [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2001, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/308 "2001-10-23T17:10:07Z")
**thinksnow** , I’ve forwarded the directions to the two addresses you requested. If anyone else need’s 'em, you can find me at [rseaney@teamsigma.com](mailto:rseaney@teamsigma.com)
On to the airport runs. Below are the people I have logged as needing transport. They have provided me with eveything we’ll need to find 'em. If I’m missing anyone, speak up now, or you’ll have to attend via an airport telephone.
[ul]
[li] Porcupine—Friday evening[/li][li] Miss Creant—Friday evening[/li][li] Tiggeril—Friday evening[/li][li] Cantatrice—Friday evening[/li][li] Sapphire Bullet—Friday evening[/li][li] Juniper200—Saturday afternoon[/li][li] Sophie—Saturday morning[/li][/ul]
I’ll be sending the log to all the drivers and drivees tomorrow. Quioxtic, thinksnow & I will figger out when each of us needs to be at the airport. After we find everyone Friday night and get them deposited at wherever they’re staying, we’ll probably find someplace close by for a late dinner or snack, cocktails and sex. Sound good?
[Edited by UncleBeer on 10-23-2001 at 12:18 PM]
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### Author:  [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2001, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/309 "2001-10-23T17:40:04Z")
**UB**
That’s the best offer I’ve had all day!
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### Author:  [@Sophie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophie)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2001, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/310 "2001-10-23T17:41:57Z")
I wish I’d scheduled my flight for Friday night.
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### Author:  [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2001, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/311 "2001-10-23T17:44:26Z")
Have you just not been out of the house today? I’m surprised a nubile thing such as yourself doesn’t have men falling all over her.
You want the top or bottom?
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### Author:  [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2001, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/312 "2001-10-23T17:57:49Z")
Nothing to say here, but I just wanted to be a part of the conversation.
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### Author:  [@cantatrice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cantatrice)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2001, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/313 "2001-10-23T18:31:54Z")
Does that mean we get deposited before the dinner, cocktails and sex (not necessarily in order of priority)? Damn.
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### Author:  [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2001, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/314 "2001-10-23T18:57:34Z")
Oh no, you’re invited to participate in any or all of the activities at your pleasure. You are even encouraged to make requests and suggestions for additional, ummm, pursuits. You ain’t gettin’ out of it that easily, cantatrice. You said you were looking forward to being “flagrantly irresponsible.” And you want to be known as a lady of your word, don’t ya?
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### Author:  [@cantatrice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cantatrice)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2001, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/315 "2001-10-23T19:00:19Z")
Whew, I’m relieved. I was worried for a moment that I had been given the wrong impression.
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### Author:  [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2001, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/316 "2001-10-23T19:22:18Z")
Naw, just because I bobbled my syntax doesn’t mean you get left out. Or are given an escape clause.
Oral sex for everyone! It’s on me.
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### Author:  [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2001, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/317 "2001-10-23T19:22:44Z")
**cantarice** , all activities are open at any time during the weekend. Some (myself included) consider DopeFests to be a sort of temporary Sodom and Gamorrah, only without such dire consequences.
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### Author:  [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2001, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/318 "2001-10-23T20:11:13Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by UncleBeer \*
> \*\*Oral sex for everyone! It’s on me. \*\*
Its only Tuesday, and already we have an entry for the book of quotes or whatever the hell that thing is.
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### Author:  [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2001, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/319 "2001-10-23T20:38:32Z")
Yeah well, porcupine promised me oral sex at the last [Spiffle](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1232842#post1232842) and then failed to deliver. I just wanna make sure it’s on the official record this time 'round. I’m not gonna be left there with my dick in my hand … again.
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### Author:  [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2001, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/320 "2001-10-23T21:24:56Z")
Well, _I’m_ certainly not going to assist you with that one. You’re one your own, able to take matters into your own hands.
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