# Halloween OhDope! (that's right, Ohio!) v.2
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [August 31, 2001, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067 "2001-08-31T03:29:06Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 5
### Author:  [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2001, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/81 "2001-09-07T19:37:32Z")
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> \*Originally posted by BunnyGirl \*
> \*\ ***Pers** and I will be/should be there by then so I’ll say that we’ll make sure someone picks you up. If I have to get directions from **ts** to the airport and pick ya up meself, I’ll do. Fear not! 😃
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> Give me your flight times and I’ll start making a list of people’s flight times and who needs a ride and etc. \*\*
I can just see **Juniper** stepping off the plane and being greeted by a naughty nun and a slutty Catholic schoolgirl holding a huge “DOPER HALLOWEEN ORGY” sign… Must remember to bring the camera this time.
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### Author:  [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2001, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/82 "2001-09-07T19:45:23Z")
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> \*Originally posted by mrblue92 \*
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> > \*Originally posted by BunnyGirl \*
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> I can just see **Juniper** stepping off the plane and being greeted by a naughty nun and a slutty Catholic schoolgirl holding a huge “DOPER HALLOWEEN ORGY” sign… Must remember to bring the camera this time.
(my underlining)
I prefer the term “morally flexible”. 😛
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### Author:  [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2001, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/83 "2001-09-07T19:56:30Z")
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> \*Originally posted by BunnyGirl \*
> \*\*I prefer the term “morally flexible”. 😛 \*\*
Why not just “flexible”? 🙂
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### Author:  [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2001, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/84 "2001-09-07T20:59:11Z")
Well, if there’s going to be a sign like that, I’ll be sure to wear my costume on the plane. Just so I look like I belong with the welcome wagon, you understand.
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### Author:  [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2001, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/85 "2001-09-07T21:06:26Z")
and what of me? I will have my crown on and everything
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2001, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/86 "2001-09-08T05:34:03Z")
And just who will be dressed as a nun, dear **mrblue**? Not I. 😃
Oh Goddess, I just looked at that list of attendees again. **The Mermaid**?
:::Persephone puts head between her knees:::
**manhattan**?
:::Persephone prays to the Goddess that she doesn’t get so drunk that **manhattan** doesn’t think she’s more of an idiot than she’s sure he already does, because **manhattan** scares the living crap out of her…:::
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2001, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/87 "2001-09-08T05:38:02Z")
Dear Fellow Dopers:
Please excuse the hideous grammar used by **Persephone** in that last post. She has been partying with friends this evening, for the first time in a very long while, and simply forgot how to construct a coherent sentence.
Thank you most sincerely,
**Persephone’s** Sober Twin
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### Author:  [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2001, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/88 "2001-09-08T12:01:56Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Persephone \*
> And just who will be dressed as a nun, dear **mrblue**? Not I. 😃
::raises hand::
Sister Mary Sleazy, at your service. 😉 I just ordered the appropriate undergarments from Victoria’s Secret.
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2001, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/89 "2001-09-08T13:40:52Z")
Oh good, **porcupine.** Because nuns and (morally flexible) Catholic schoolgirls will make excellent accessories for _my_ costume.
Heh.
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### Author:  [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2001, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/90 "2001-09-08T20:37:54Z")
I was seriously considering coming as a pregnant nun, but I guess that idea just flew right out the door. Seriously, I’m racking my brains trying to think of an idea. All of the womens’ costumes on the internet are sexy costumes designed for women who weigh 103 pounds. Since I weigh quite a bit more than that, my options are rather limited.
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### Author:  [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2001, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/91 "2001-09-08T23:47:51Z")
I myself will be attending as **Miss Creant**
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### Author:  [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2001, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/92 "2001-09-08T23:58:08Z")
Dammit.
Another opportunity to grope **Persephone** missed.
Can I count on you, **thinksnow** , to fill in for me? So to speak. 😉
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2001, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/93 "2001-09-09T01:18:17Z")
Sorry, **Arden.** And you know something else I just remembered? **Cranky** was supposed to grope me for you at the Fest up here last summer, but she never did. Damn. I’ll have to remind her of that. 😃
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### Author:  [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2001, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/94 "2001-09-09T01:26:30Z")
Heh.
You just want to get groped twice. 😉
But with **Cranky** and **thinksnow** , who can blame ya?
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2001, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/95 "2001-09-09T01:37:09Z")
[sub]shhhhhhhhhh! Don’t let them hear you say that! They won’t grope me![/sub]
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### Author:  [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2001, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/96 "2001-09-09T01:40:59Z")
**Bunny** said
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> I’m considering the idea of coming as goth Catholic School Girl. Dye my hair black, heavy on the black eyeliner. Combat boots and ripped fishnet stockings.
That won’t work. You have to wear a _costume_ like everyone else.
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### Author:  [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2001, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/97 "2001-09-09T07:02:11Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Persephone \*
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> :::Persephone prays to the Goddess that she doesn’t get so drunk that **manhattan** doesn’t think she’s more of an idiot than she’s sure he already does, because **manhattan** scares the living crap out of her…::: \*\*
Don’t worry. I’m fairly certain I got that drunk in Atlanta and he’s still talking to me.
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### Author:  [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2001, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/98 "2001-09-09T15:31:36Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Shadowfox \*
> \*\*I was seriously considering coming as a pregnant nun, but I guess that idea just flew right out the door. \*\*
**Shadow** , don’t let me stop you. Not everyone is even saying what they’re coming as, and since sick… errrr… great minds tend to think alike, we might have some twins anyway.
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### Author:  [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)
#### Post date: [September 10, 2001, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/99 "2001-09-10T13:23:11Z")
I have somehow convinced my husband to ride down with **Persephone** and I! Inconceivable!
Actually, after hearing about ChiDope, he probably thinks he’ll keep me out of trouble if comes along. 😛
So, in the interest of keeping me on the Board and able to attend DopeFests, I’m asking everyone to make him welcome and show him that y’all aren’t internet freaks and geeks…um, well show him that y’all are down right decent people!He’ll be dressing up as My Husband. 😃
**KO** , I’m putting you on the Maybe list.
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### Author:  [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)
#### Post date: [September 10, 2001, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/100 "2001-09-10T23:02:11Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Persephone \*
> \*\ ***pipefitter,** there’s a passel of us traveling down from Michigan. You’re more than welcome to travel with us! 😃 \*\*
Would love to go with you guys…but Nancy (my SO) is a non smoker, and I don’t think she would like all the smoke…thanks anyways(she was easily talked into going, and she already has an idea of what she will dress up as). And the first of you guys that try to make a pass at her… 😉
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