# Halloween OhDope! (that's right, Ohio!)  v.2

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [August 31, 2001, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067 "2001-08-31T03:29:06Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/121 "2001-09-18T14:35:29Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Miss Creant \*  
> \*\*…but I’m still looking for handcuffs… \*\*

I might be able to help there. However, the leather wrist and ankle restraints are reserved for **Medea’s Child**.

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### Author: ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/122 "2001-09-18T14:39:30Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Juniper200 \*  
> \*\*My costume is coming together. All major elements have been delivered and fit well. So very well.
> 
> Does anyone know if there would be a problem with my flying with toy weapons in checked luggage. I figured that taking it in my carryon would be out of the question so I’d just check my bag, but I’m not so sure now that the saftey regulations are so tight. I know this sounds like a dumb concern, but I’d rather not have to leave it at the airport or be arrested or something. \*\*

Oh…good point. Maybe I should by the handcuffs in Columbus.

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### Author: ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/123 "2001-09-18T14:43:12Z")

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Just so everyone involved hears me whimper about this once I’m getting it out of the way now.

I’m taking a class called The American Way of War currently. We have a free field trip to Gettysburg and Antietam. On the 26th of Oct. Unless manny is running on a much later schedule that I have been assuming, I’m going to miss this trip for OhDope. My own personal sacrifice.

As much as I love you people, this one hurts.

(manny, you were tsill planning on picking me up, right?)

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### Author: ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/124 "2001-09-18T14:55:03Z")

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**Juniper** , my dove, you _should_ be okay with them in checked luggage, but you could always call an airline and ask. Another suggestion would be to send them to Cols and pick them up there.

**MC** , if you get in on Friday, we could all (everyone else that will be pre-OhDoping) go out _shopping_, IYKWIM, and pick up whatever your little heart (and other parts) desires.

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### Author: ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/125 "2001-09-18T15:04:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by thinksnow \*  
> \*\ ***Juniper** , my dove, you _should_ be okay with them in checked luggage, but you could always call an airline and ask. Another suggestion would be to send them to Cols and pick them up there.
> 
> **MC** , if you get in on Friday, we could all (everyone else that will be pre-OhDoping) go out _shopping_, IYKWIM, and pick up whatever your little heart (and other parts) desires. \*\*

uh…my little heart and other parts desires to know what  
**IYKWIM** is? I you K-Mart with it maybe?

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### Author: ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/126 "2001-09-18T15:13:02Z")

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Well, I’d be happy to help you out, and any of your little parts, **I** f **Y** ou **K** now **W** hat **I**  **M** ean.

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### Author: ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/127 "2001-09-18T15:17:22Z")

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I do now!! Can we use _your_ credit card? 😉

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### Author: ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/128 "2001-09-18T15:20:32Z")

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Will I get to…help…you try out whatever “toys” you buy?  
If so, I think we could come to an arrangement! 😃

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### Author: ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/129 "2001-09-18T15:51:18Z")

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I’m shocked you even had to ask! You KNOW its a given!

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### Author: ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/130 "2001-09-18T15:55:59Z")

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I _love_ this place!

[sub]\<TS does his happy dance\>[/sub]

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### Author: ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/131 "2001-09-18T16:49:35Z")

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: **Bunny** makes whimpery face with trembling chin and a little tear in her eye:

But…but… **mrblue** , you just have to come! You have to! What kind of Dopefest is it without you? ☹

And **Medea** and **Dyno** too?

:breaks down crying:

Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

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### Author: ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/132 "2001-09-18T16:54:31Z")

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No **MC**? What am I gonna do? Or who?

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### Author: ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/133 "2001-09-18T16:54:39Z")

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_::::pats Bunnygirl on the shoulder:::::_

shame on you \*\*mrblue, Medea and Dyno! \*\*

shame on you for making our sweet little **Bunnygirl**  
cry.

You say you’re sorry RIGHT NOW!

(and change your plans so you can make the 'fest)

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### Author: ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/134 "2001-09-18T16:56:24Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Miss Creant \*  
> \*\*_::::pats Bunnygirl on the shoulder:::::_
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> shame on you \*\*mrblue, Medea and Dyno! \*\*
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> shame on you for making our sweet little **Bunnygirl**  
> cry.
> 
> You say you’re sorry RIGHT NOW!
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> (and change your plans so you can make the 'fest) \*\*

AND WHAT THE HELL IS THAT DAMN SMILIE DOING IN MY POST!!?!

(oh, so THAT’s what that ‘disable smilies in this post’ means)

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### Author: ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/135 "2001-09-18T17:03:02Z")

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Hmmm, kinda _funny_ the way **MrBlue** says he won’t be able to make it then **Medea’s Child** says she can’t…downright suspicous, if you ask me. :shiftyeyesmiley:

**Dyno/** , your only cost would be transportation, you can crash on my couch (though you might have to wear earplugs, depending who else is over :D)

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### Author: ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/136 "2001-09-18T17:04:47Z")

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What smiley?

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### Author: ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/137 "2001-09-18T17:24:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by UncleBeer \*  
> \*\*What smiley? \*\*

We stand in the presence of greatness, people.

Thanks, **MC** , I knew I could trust in you!

Hmmm, you raise an interesting point, **thinks**. No **mrblue** , no **Medea** …I ain’t buyin’ it personally. Nope, not buyin’ one little piece of that story.

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### Author: ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/138 "2001-09-18T17:37:35Z")

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Potential bad news, people. The entrance exam for the Dow Jones Newspaper Fund copy editing internship program has been scheduled for 10 am on October 27. This is easily the most important test of my life thus far. I’ve already set the wheels of “Pleeeeeease let me take it three hours earlier!” in motion, but if they won’t reschedule, that means no OhDope for me.

I have a good rapport with the test administrators, and I told them that I’d booked these tickets long before the semester began. I think I have a reasonably good shot at a special testing session. I’m hopeful.

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### Author: ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/139 "2001-09-18T18:11:25Z")

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Well, that little drama was quick and anticlimactic. I just got an email saying that I could arrage a different testing date. There is no reason to panic. Nothing to see here. Go about your business.

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### Author: ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2001, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio-v-2/79067/140 "2001-09-18T18:15:07Z")

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**Stop it! Just stop it! Stop NOW**.

I am not allowing any more subtractions from the guest list! That is an order!

Any life changes, emergencies, weddings, funerals, tests, medical exams, or any other LAME excuse will have to be routed through me on **MoA FormX29W-89** , in triplicate, using the correct OCR font, typewritten with a 1979 Hewlett Packard typewriter using a black government-issued fabric ribbon, with signatures from at least 3 Dopers in 3 separate states. Any misspellings or errors, poorly phrased excuses, or water marks from tears will result in the form being returned to you for resubmission. There are no exceptions to this process. Begging and pleading will only extend the review proces. Please keep in mind that not all forms for clemency will be approved.

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