# Halloween OhDope! (that's right, Ohio!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 12, 2001, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio/72236 "2001-07-12T17:09:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio/72236/101 "2001-07-17T14:19:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > **Well, if that’s a requirement, then it’s a requirement!** Hey! That was _my_ line! Aren’t you supposed to be off pestering BunnyGirl? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio/72236/102 "2001-07-17T14:31:31Z")
Oh ho, a little jealous are we?! Don’t worry…I’m sure your still **Meadea’s** favorite corset-tightener. [sub]All I’m picturing here is Scarlett screaming, “Pull it tighter!”[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio/72236/103 "2001-07-17T14:35:32Z")
Geez…between **BunnyGirl** and **Medea’s Child** , I think I’m gonna have a hard time deciding…vavavavoom! ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio/72236/104 "2001-07-17T14:36:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*mrbluebecausehewastooslow \*\* > Aren’t you supposed to be off pestering BunnyGirl? Why, yes, now that you mention it, I am. The thing is, that mostly involves taking clothes _off_, and I needed the refresh myself on the intricacies of putting them _on_. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio/72236/105 "2001-07-17T14:41:04Z")
…I needed _ **to** _ refresh… :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio/72236/106 "2001-07-17T14:56:32Z")
> [@](#): > > Oh ho, a little jealous are we?! Me? Jealous? [sub]Shh![/sub] 😉 > [@](#): > > Don’t worry…I’m sure your still **Medea’s** favorite corset-tightener. Alas, 'twas never the case I am afeared, for yonder boyfriend wouldst certainly be. Mine hope 'tis but a faerie dream: “Too flattering sweet to be substantial”. ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio/72236/107 "2001-07-17T15:09:20Z")
I was in the grocery store last night (read: Meijers, purveyors of everything you need and don’t) and thought to myself, “Self, why don’t you check out their teen clothing group and see if they might just have that little plaid mini you need.” Lo, there it was. On the Clearance Rack. Red Stuart plaid with a little leather belt. Size 14/16. ON SALE! :sigh: However, it was not meant to be. 1. It was made for girls without hips. Surprisingly, I have 'em. 2. I really didn’t have the money. BUT, most importantly… 3. It didn’t have pleats. I’m demanding pleats, doggone it! I’m sure Wet Seal or any of those trashy/trendy clothing stores in the mall will get me set up. Back to your regularly scheduled program, _ **mrblue** Speaks Old English In Hopes of Becoming a Puller of Laces_. _Botched tags fixed—ub_ [Edited by UncleBeer on 07-17-2001 at 12:44 PM] ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio/72236/108 "2001-07-17T15:15:48Z")
AAAHHH! [sub]rassin’ frassin’ fingers \*?($ typin’ blankety-blank mumble mumble[/sub] sorry! :o ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio/72236/109 "2001-07-17T15:34:31Z")
So what kind of underwear goes best with a sleezy nun costume, anyway? Bustier or regular push-up bra? ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio/72236/110 "2001-07-17T15:50:35Z")
**porc** , well I’d say a black thong to match the habit. As far as the bustier vs. bra, how 'bout one of those Victoria’s Secret Miracle Bras with the little silicone jelly packs in the cups? You know…external implants! (there’s an oxymoron!). You could buy one to match your rosary! 😛 I’m thinking of buying one to actually give me some cleavage but the doggone things are like $40! For a bra! :eek: I’m sure **ts** will have some thoughts on the subject though. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio/72236/111 "2001-07-17T16:03:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BunnyGirl \* > As far as the bustier vs. bra, how 'bout one of those Victoria’s Secret Miracle Bras with the little silicone jelly packs in the cups? You know…external implants! (there’s an oxymoron!). You could buy one to match your rosary! 😛 > \*\* Well, I’m already a 38D, so I’m not sure if I need that much help. Maybe a more traditional “push-up-and-in” bra will give me the required visual boost. Or even a “regular” Miracle Bra. And I think sleezy nuns wear black garter belts and stockings, right? Or is it red? I can’t keep these things straight… ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio/72236/112 "2001-07-17T16:32:40Z")
Well, it’s been my experience that the proper sleazy nun will wear only black, with the exception of panties. Red, black or au natural are acceptable here. All stockings and brassieres are to be black, though, and again, this is an exception, the garter may be red, black or white (to match the panties, white for…well, you know.) The “pushing up and in” is always acceptable and, indeed, encouraged, but you are allowed some latitude here as well. Caveat: a “only slightly or somewhat impure” nun will wear all white undergarments, as she is still not quite to the level of sleazy. Her apparel will appear similar in all respects and it will not become evident of her remaining reputable nature until she has freed herself from her habit, so to speak. This is known as “false advertising” and is frowned upon. ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio/72236/113 "2001-07-17T16:38:49Z")
See, I knew we had an expert in our midst. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio/72236/114 "2001-07-17T16:55:19Z")
Oh, I wouldn’t say “expert.” Dabbler, perhaps Seasoned amateur working his way up maybe, but not expert. ---
**Author:** ![Jera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/958977/32.png) [@Jera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jera)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio/72236/115 "2001-07-17T23:09:04Z")
And what else do you dabble in? hmmm? ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio/72236/116 "2001-07-17T23:14:30Z")
The above was mine. I let my friend use my computer for one post… (Her with her great post count, probably about half of which is me posting without looking on one or another of our machines.) BTW, everybody wave to Jera! Hi honey! ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2001, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio/72236/117 "2001-07-24T03:07:19Z")
Weekly _bump_ to keep this fresh in the minds and spirits of the Doper community. ---
**Author:** ![bovary](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e68b1a/32.png) [@bovary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bovary)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2001, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio/72236/118 "2001-07-27T14:09:47Z")
You all know each other so well, I’m afraid I’d feel out of place. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2001, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio/72236/119 "2001-07-27T14:34:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bovary \* > \*\*You all know each other so well, I’m afraid I’d feel out of place. \*\* Nonsense! The more, the merrier. I’ve only met one member of these boards, and that’s **thinksnow**. And that’s only because we live in the same town. If you want to come join in the merriment, consider this your engraved invitation. ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2001, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio/72236/120 "2001-07-27T14:46:56Z")
**bovary** , don’t think that you shouldn’t come because you haven’t met anyone IRL yet. My first DopeFest was a big ChiDope last October (over 20 people). I had only been posting for a couple of months, and I hadn’t met anyone IRL. I was nervous as hell (hence the need to chug my first two splits of champagne), but I ended up having a great time. And really, none of these people are my friends. It’s just an act. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio/72236.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/halloween-ohdope-thats-right-ohio/72236.md?page=7)