# Hamas attacks Israel, October 2023

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** breaking-news, israel-hamas-war\
**Created:** [October 7, 2023, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hamas-attacks-israel-october-2023/991234 "2023-10-07T10:17:34Z")\
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**Post date:** [October 18, 2023, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hamas-attacks-israel-october-2023/991234/469 "2023-10-18T02:17:55Z")

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Would you like them to fly to Lebanon in their special supersonic jets, and fight Hezbollah like John Wick, gunning down hundreds and killing some with a pencil?

Or maybe they ARE doing a bunch of diplomatic things, and just don’t have the common courtesy to inform you personally in an email about every detail as it transpires?

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