# Hammy's dissing the flirters again. Tally-ho! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 26, 2001, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hammys-dissing-the-flirters-again-tally-ho/89682 "2001-10-26T01:03:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smoke)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hammys-dissing-the-flirters-again-tally-ho/89682/41 "2001-10-26T15:12:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diane \* > **I’m willing to take off my top and do back flips on a trampoline and STILL don’t get noticed.** Need a spotter? -j ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hammys-dissing-the-flirters-again-tally-ho/89682/42 "2001-10-26T15:22:07Z")
> [@](#): > > If you’re having orgasms, it’ll be me. It’ll be an all you can eat orgasm buffet. You won’t be able to crawl across the room without being hit by an orgasm. You won’t be able to walk without tripping over an orgasm. Orgasms will be seeping into the wallpaper and out the window cracks. The orgasms will be so thick you won’t be able to see the orgasms in front of your orgasmic face. The air will be so thick with orgasms you will be able to taste them. See? Now don’t you dink head flirters wish you had been nicer to us non-flirtables? Hummmmmmmmmmmmmm?!?!?! ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hammys-dissing-the-flirters-again-tally-ho/89682/43 "2001-10-26T15:40:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamadryad \* > \*\*Anthracite:“I think I may have to create an entire Forum on my Board called “Flirt with Hama!”, and make hardygrrl and techchick68 the Moderators.” > > You’re welcome to, but I have a feeling it will not only NOT be a draw, but actually drive users AWAY…and I think you have more business sense than that. \*\* [sub]It was only a joke. I put a tongue-out smilie after it…[/sub] Et…qu’est-ce que c’est “business sense”, s’il vous plait? Everything I do is free…for now. BWAHAHAHAHAHA! ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hammys-dissing-the-flirters-again-tally-ho/89682/44 "2001-10-26T15:55:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FireUnderpantsBoobs \* > **Sue Dunhym** (sorry for the bastardization of your last name)? Nuh-uh! I do NOT show up in flirt threads! I show up in “Cool Name” threads. I HATE flirt threads. Blechhh! Now Mr Cynical’s threads…that’s a different story. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hammys-dissing-the-flirters-again-tally-ho/89682/45 "2001-10-26T15:57:16Z")
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=83807](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=83807) Ok the link is above, can somebody tell me what’s wrong with it dammit? Or fix it for me or tell me how. **Jar** nothing against you at all in any shape, form or fashion, you are an outstanding poster, but if you think that this is cleavage, I’d hate to see what you think full frontal exposure is sweetie. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hammys-dissing-the-flirters-again-tally-ho/89682/46 "2001-10-26T16:03:52Z")
well. I consider full frontal exposure…full frontal exposure. As far as I can see, there are no nipples or even the bottoms of my boobs in these pictures. I wear low cut shirts and accent my breasts all the time, they’re all I got going for me :D, but one thing I don’t do is flash them in public. I’m not mad or anything, I just want to clear it up…because mr. jar DOES read these boards and I’m sure he’s scratching his head. jar ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hammys-dissing-the-flirters-again-tally-ho/89682/47 "2001-10-26T16:11:16Z")
I think **Diane** is on to something here. My next GD response will go something like this: > [@](#): > > Recent published porno reports on the isolation and successful culturing of the first really big human boobage pluripotent stem cell lines have generated great excitement–and boy, am I ever excited ::wink, wink::-- and have brought biomedical research to the edge of a new frontier. And I’m on the edge here. Just a little _push_ and I’ll be way over it. > > The development of these human pluripotent stem cell lines deserves close scientific examination. As do my latest [pics](http://www.meredy.com/vinbw/stills-e.html) on my website. We need more evaluation of the promise for new therapies, and prevention strategies, and open discussion of the ethical issues. I’ll be more than willing to scap my “ethics” if the right Doper Stud could persuade me! I’ll be mentioned in every flirt thread ever if I stick to this formula. P.S. I tried and tried. I previewed and previewed. Not only do I not like smilies, but I think it is physically impossible for me to make one, even in jest. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hammys-dissing-the-flirters-again-tally-ho/89682/48 "2001-10-26T16:31:12Z")
You forgot [The King](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/vote.adp). ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hammys-dissing-the-flirters-again-tally-ho/89682/49 "2001-10-26T16:36:18Z")
You’ve been replaced **UncleBeer**. That’s an old poll and you quit flirting once you became a mod. What a waste. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hammys-dissing-the-flirters-again-tally-ho/89682/50 "2001-10-26T17:24:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sue Duhnym \* > I do NOT show up in flirt threads! I show up in “Cool Name” threads. I HATE flirt threads. Blechhh! > > Now Mr Cynical’s threads…that’s a different story. 😃 \*\* Now if I can only get her to start showing up in my sheets every once in a while. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hammys-dissing-the-flirters-again-tally-ho/89682/51 "2001-10-26T18:31:55Z")
there’s **flirt** threads here??? :eek: :eek: :eek: ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hammys-dissing-the-flirters-again-tally-ho/89682/52 "2001-10-26T19:12:30Z")
People, you’re missing the point. **Hama** wants variety in the names, not redundancy. So, I add… thinksnow UncleBill JoeyHemlock [sub]And I’ve been behaving myself, well somewhat, lately 🙂 [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hammys-dissing-the-flirters-again-tally-ho/89682/53 "2001-10-26T19:20:30Z")
I guess what I’ve learned here today is that you can behave yourself for as long as you want and it doesn’t matter. I’ve also learned not to let myself have my picture taken at Dopefests. I didn’t know that showing some cleavage would be such an ordeal. I purposely DO NOT go into flirting threads because I didn’t want people to think of me that way. I see that I am also to be held responsible for OTHER people bringing up my name. I’m not sure how I’m supposed to proceed. I guess I’ll just carry on as before. Suffice it to say that I like to have fun on the boards. I rarely venture into great debates, I’ve never claimed to be a genius or an expert at anything but Rammstein, and if I make an off the cuff sexual comment three or four hundred times a day, that’s not me trying to get attention, that’s me. I try very hard not to hijack threads with naughty comments, but that’s my sense of humor. Can’t please everyone I guess. Sorry. jar ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hammys-dissing-the-flirters-again-tally-ho/89682/54 "2001-10-26T20:20:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > \*\*I guess what I’ve learned here today is that you can behave yourself for as long as you want and it doesn’t matter. > > I’ve also learned not to let myself have my picture taken at Dopefests. I didn’t know that showing some cleavage would be such an ordeal.\*\* To the best of my knowledge, the only person who’s taken any kindof umbrage is ultress. I didn’t even click the link, personally. > [@](#): > > \*\* > I purposely DO NOT go into flirting threads because I didn’t want people to think of me that way. I see that I am also to be held responsible for OTHER people bringing up my name.\*\* I don’t think you have any responsibility, and anyone who’s mean-spirited-ing-ly making like you (or anyone else in here) do has TOTALLY and completely missed the point of the thread…so that’s THEIR collective problem, not yours. > [@](#): > > \*\* > I’m not sure how I’m supposed to proceed. I guess I’ll just carry on as before.\*\* I sure hope so. Changing the way you are and are comfortable with just because a bunch of message board yaboos comment on it (and again I don’t think anyone’s called you any names in HERE) is utterly ridiculous. Hell, people keep telling me to lay the hell off already…but I haven’t. 😃 I say, tell 'em kiss your ass, both individually and as a whole. And if they say no, I’ll be happy to do it myself, as a service to mankind. ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hammys-dissing-the-flirters-again-tally-ho/89682/55 "2001-10-26T20:55:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > \*\*Re: Maybe I’m Hypersensitive But… > > I guess what I’ve learned here today is that you can behave yourself for as long as you want and it doesn’t matter. > > I’ve also learned not to let myself have my picture taken at Dopefests. I didn’t know that showing some cleavage would be such an ordeal. > > \*\* It ain’t no big deal **jar**. I only posted the link because you asked me to. The only reason the link was brought up at all is because of talking about why people get mentioned in flirt threads. Which was probably a hijack of **Hama’s** thread and was not intended to be. Just post the way you want to and don’t worry about it. You don’t have to please me or anyone else. It’s just a thread. ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hammys-dissing-the-flirters-again-tally-ho/89682/56 "2001-10-26T21:06:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamadryad \* > **I’M SORRY! FORGIVE ME FOR NOT INCLUDING YOU! I APOLOGIZE FROM THE DEPTHS OF MY UNWORTHY BEING!** You are forgiven. You’re not unworthy. Really now. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hammys-dissing-the-flirters-again-tally-ho/89682/57 "2001-10-26T21:32:37Z")
Anything I have contributed to this thread was done in jest. Except for the orgy thing and my offer to de-blouse and do back flips on the trampoline. oh. . . and the orgasms. I was serious about the orgasms. Other than those things, I was just kidding. ---
**Author:** ![5-HT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/f19dbf/32.png) [@5-HT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5-HT)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2001, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hammys-dissing-the-flirters-again-tally-ho/89682/58 "2001-10-27T02:56:05Z")
hey! how you doing? ---
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2001, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hammys-dissing-the-flirters-again-tally-ho/89682/59 "2001-10-27T06:15:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diane \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > If you’re having orgasms, it’ll be me. > > It’ll be an all you can eat orgasm buffet. You won’t be able to crawl across the room without being hit by an orgasm. You won’t be able to walk without tripping over an orgasm. Orgasms will be seeping into the wallpaper and out the window cracks. The orgasms will be so thick you won’t be able to see the orgasms in front of your orgasmic face. The air will be so thick with orgasms you will be able to taste them. > > \*\* I’m here for the Orgasm… I **work** for Mr. Orgasm… Look out, there’s a wild Orgasm on the loose… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hammys-dissing-the-flirters-again-tally-ho/89682.md?page=2)