# Hamster Porn! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 5, 2003, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hamster-porn/153008 "2003-02-05T18:25:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hamster-porn/153008/1 "2003-02-05T18:25:00Z")
[HP here](http://www.boners.com/grub/789177.html) The sordid truth… ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hamster-porn/153008/2 "2003-02-05T18:27:22Z")
Wow, reminds me of Ben Hur for some reason. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hamster-porn/153008/3 "2003-02-05T19:02:27Z")
[Steve Martin voice] _The new Habitrails are here! The new Habitrails are here!_ [/Steve Martin voice] ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hamster-porn/153008/4 "2003-02-05T19:10:53Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by lieu_ > > Wow, reminds me of Ben Hur for some reason. Or perhaps _Ben Fur_? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hamster-porn/153008/5 "2003-02-05T19:11:00Z")
So _that’s_ why the boards slow down! They’re all sapping their strength! Little bastards! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hamster-porn/153008/6 "2003-02-05T19:46:38Z")
When we are down they are getting it on… ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hamster-porn/153008/7 "2003-02-05T19:51:48Z")
But they’re producing more little hamsters, so eventually, there will be more of them to power the boards, and therefore, the boards will be faster. We should encourage this trend. Hamster sex for all! ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hamster-porn/153008/8 "2003-02-05T22:14:26Z")
I wonder what it was that got **Slomo** in the end…:dubious: ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hamster-porn/153008/9 "2003-02-05T22:29:11Z")
Oh wow. I’m strangely aroused. kidding ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hamster-porn/153008/10 "2003-02-05T22:43:20Z")
That’s nothing. [http://furnitureporn.com/](http://furnitureporn.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Inky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7feea3/32.png) [@Inky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky_1)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hamster-porn/153008/11 "2003-02-05T23:26:07Z")
Anybody else get a mental image like [this](http://www.fathom.org/inky/hamsters.jpg) looking at that pic? ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hamster-porn/153008/12 "2003-02-05T23:54:46Z")
I’d be very disturbed if I ever caught hamsters doing it in the missonary position. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hamster-porn/153008/13 "2003-02-06T00:47:41Z")
Thanks for the link to that site, **Shirls**. Just blew another hour of my life :D. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hamster-porn/153008/14 "2003-02-06T01:26:55Z")
[More Hampster Lovin’](http://www.lundissimo.com/imgs/HamsterLove/) ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hamster-porn/153008/15 "2003-02-06T02:57:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Little Bird \* > \*\*[More Hampster Lovin’](http://www.lundissimo.com/imgs/HamsterLove/) \*\* :eek: AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hamster-porn/153008/16 "2003-02-06T03:47:22Z")
\*\*Opal \*\* you dirty, dirty gal. You could start a “Nice Knockers” site. Big knockers. Little Knockers. City Knockers. Country Knockers. Furren Knockers. Gold Old US of A Knockers. [insert obligatory Young Frankenstein quote here] ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2003, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hamster-porn/153008/17 "2003-02-08T23:33:26Z")
Regarding another pic at the OP’s link; Hey! I’ve been to The Bearded Clam Bar in Ocean City, MD! I’ve got a t-shirt. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hamster-porn/153008/18 "2003-02-09T00:10:55Z")
Whilst I am completely jealous of your Clam t-shirt, I don’t think I could wear it in public with a straight face. ---
**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hamster-porn/153008/19 "2003-02-09T00:48:59Z")
_Let’s get to-gether…_ ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hamster-porn/153008/20 "2003-02-09T02:42:08Z")
[I like this one](http://www.boners.com/grub/789087.html).