# Han Solo...isn't? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 24, 2017, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/han-solo-isnt/782938 "2017-03-24T19:08:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2017, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/han-solo-isnt/782938/21 "2017-03-24T20:30:44Z")
Han-wan Kenobi. it fits! ---
**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2017, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/han-solo-isnt/782938/22 "2017-03-24T20:32:16Z")
> [@Superdude](#): > > I see that we have a [list](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17rj0WcCGNI) of potential real names. > > But, when we weren’t sure if he would survive the carbonite process, I understand that he went by [“Englebert Humperdink.”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMU9wUHSapc) Oh lord, who was that woman here on the SDMB that _loved_ EH and even hinted that they may have engaged in some physical contact? That was a long time ago, but you’ve been here as long as I have. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2017, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/han-solo-isnt/782938/23 "2017-03-24T20:33:12Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > Darren Later known as The Other Darren. ---
**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2017, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/han-solo-isnt/782938/24 "2017-03-24T20:34:55Z")
then there’s this [![](https://i1270.photobucket.com/albums/jj615/Silverager1969/1077.jpg) ](https://i1270.photobucket.com/albums/jj615/Silverager1969/1077.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2017, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/han-solo-isnt/782938/25 "2017-03-24T20:37:33Z")
Cosmo. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2017, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/han-solo-isnt/782938/26 "2017-03-24T20:46:18Z")
Hymie. Because his father’s name is Hymie. ---
**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2017, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/han-solo-isnt/782938/27 "2017-03-24T20:46:33Z")
Hansel O. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2017, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/han-solo-isnt/782938/28 "2017-03-24T20:48:59Z")
> [@Hampshire](#): > > Hansel O. [Hansel?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVYT2OJyhBw) ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2017, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/han-solo-isnt/782938/29 "2017-03-24T21:00:25Z")
Isn’t Dead ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2017, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/han-solo-isnt/782938/30 "2017-03-24T21:18:20Z")
I’ve got a bad feeling that it’s going to be Han-Han Binks. ---
**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2017, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/han-solo-isnt/782938/31 "2017-03-24T21:20:16Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > [Hansel?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVYT2OJyhBw) [Hansel!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jhc6CRgwkqg) ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2017, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/han-solo-isnt/782938/32 "2017-03-24T21:23:56Z")
> [@August\_West](#): > > Oh lord, who was that woman here on the SDMB that _loved_ EH and even hinted that they may have engaged in some physical contact? That was a long time ago, but you’ve been here as long as I have. **[deeward](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=109964)**, perhaps? ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2017, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/han-solo-isnt/782938/33 "2017-03-24T21:26:05Z")
He’s so hot right now! ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2017, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/han-solo-isnt/782938/34 "2017-03-24T22:02:55Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Later known as The Other Darren. Like they thought we wouldn’t notice! :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2017, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/han-solo-isnt/782938/35 "2017-03-24T22:12:37Z")
Jabba the Hut, Jr. ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2017, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/han-solo-isnt/782938/36 "2017-03-24T22:18:37Z")
Harry. But that was too plain. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2017, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/han-solo-isnt/782938/37 "2017-03-24T22:33:32Z")
Halo Son (aka Minor Chiefling). ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2017, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/han-solo-isnt/782938/38 "2017-03-24T22:50:43Z")
Gern Blanston. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2017, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/han-solo-isnt/782938/39 "2017-03-24T22:52:42Z")
Archibald Leach. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2017, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/han-solo-isnt/782938/40 "2017-03-24T22:54:32Z")
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