# Han Solo vs. Starbuck

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/han-solo-vs-starbuck/201316>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 13, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/han-solo-vs-starbuck/201316 "2003-09-13T00:52:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/han-solo-vs-starbuck/201316/21 "2003-09-15T21:56:05Z")

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Of course, in the gunfight, neither could beat the Sisco Kid, fastest hands in the West.

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/han-solo-vs-starbuck/201316/22 "2003-09-17T00:16:12Z")

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… not to mention the Captain of Deep Space Nine.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/han-solo-vs-starbuck/201316/23 "2003-09-17T03:05:27Z")

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Well, okay, as long as we’re getting ridiculous:

Captain Sisko vs. A Man Called Hawk? While one is talking about baseball and the other about urban poetry, they both get blown away by Robert Urich and his combined _Vega$_/_Ice Pirates_ homies.

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/han-solo-vs-starbuck/201316/24 "2003-09-17T16:17:35Z")

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A Man Called Hawk?  
A Man Called _Hudson Hawk_?

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