# Hand the next poster a straight line **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 21, 2007, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hand-the-next-poster-a-straight-line/408802 "2007-06-21T02:42:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![BJMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2007, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hand-the-next-poster-a-straight-line/408802/21 "2007-06-21T16:29:51Z")
[QUOTE=elucidator] Are you getting any on the side? [/QUOTE] No. I always get it on the crotch. [QUOTE=Kythereia] I have to finish my laundry at home… [/QUOTE] …because the Chinese Laundry ran out of shellac. Please, sir, may I have some more? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2007, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hand-the-next-poster-a-straight-line/408802/22 "2007-06-21T16:37:13Z")
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**Author:** ![Aguecheek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Aguecheek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aguecheek)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2007, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hand-the-next-poster-a-straight-line/408802/23 "2007-06-21T17:16:35Z")
[QUOTE=phouka] [straight line] So, look, people! I didn’t come here to be insulted! [/straight line] And _you say…_ [/QUOTE] No? Where do you usually go? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2007, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hand-the-next-poster-a-straight-line/408802/24 "2007-06-21T17:29:53Z")
[QUOTE=BubbaDog] Then I’ll just slow down and you can jump off. Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my soup? [/QUOTE] Paddling a canoe, I imagine. We just can’t seem to stop the little blighters. Do you need a screwdriver? ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2007, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hand-the-next-poster-a-straight-line/408802/25 "2007-06-21T17:49:26Z")
[QUOTE=Malacandra] Paddling a canoe, I imagine. We just can’t seem to stop the little blighters. Do you need a screwdriver? [/QUOTE] Nah, I don’t drink before 5. Isn’t it time you called your mother? ---
**Author:** ![YellowTail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/b5ac83/32.png) [@YellowTail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YellowTail)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2007, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hand-the-next-poster-a-straight-line/408802/26 "2007-06-21T18:38:23Z")
[QUOTE=Hung Mung] Nah, I don’t drink before 5. Isn’t it time you called your mother? [/QUOTE] Called her what? This shoe is on the wrong foot. ---
**Author:** ![Aguecheek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Aguecheek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aguecheek)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2007, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hand-the-next-poster-a-straight-line/408802/27 "2007-06-21T18:46:40Z")
[QUOTE=YellowTail] Called her what? This shoe is on the wrong foot. [/QUOTE] No, it’s on your right foot. What time do you get off? ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2007, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hand-the-next-poster-a-straight-line/408802/28 "2007-06-21T18:50:59Z")
[QUOTE=Aguecheek] What time do you get off? [/QUOTE] What time does the porn store open? I need to hook my computer up to the 'net later. ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2007, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hand-the-next-poster-a-straight-line/408802/29 "2007-06-21T19:17:25Z")
[QUOTE=Jayn\_Newell] What time does the porn store open? I need to hook my computer up to the 'net later. [/QUOTE] Ah, well that explains why you need to go to the store to buy porn. Always look on the bright side of life. ---
**Author:** ![whole\_bean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@whole\_bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whole_bean)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2007, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hand-the-next-poster-a-straight-line/408802/30 "2007-06-21T19:30:11Z")
[QUOTE=Hung Mung] Ah, well that explains why you need to go to the store to buy porn. Always look on the bright side of life. [/QUOTE] because it’s so damned hard to see anything on the dark side is it me or is it cold in here? ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2007, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hand-the-next-poster-a-straight-line/408802/31 "2007-06-21T20:16:21Z")
Frigid, are you? Is it faster to New York than by plane? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hand-the-next-poster-a-straight-line/408802.md?page=1)