# Hand Washing Songs **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 21, 2020, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hand-washing-songs/849930 "2020-03-21T00:55:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![goldmund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a4c791/32.png) [@goldmund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/goldmund)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2020, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hand-washing-songs/849930/21 "2020-03-24T04:40:28Z")
The vocal part of [Her Majesty](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh1hKt5kQ_4) is about right. ---
**Author:** ![Periwinkle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Periwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Periwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2020, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hand-washing-songs/849930/22 "2020-03-24T04:49:14Z")
Remember Danny Gokey from American Idol? [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/xG-z8QVjF6U/maxresdefault.jpg "Wash Yo Hands by Danny Gokey") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG-z8QVjF6U) ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2020, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hand-washing-songs/849930/23 "2020-03-24T06:09:22Z")
[Hands… washing hands… reaching out… don’t touch me; I won’t touch you…](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPLgsV_Ms3Q) ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2020, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hand-washing-songs/849930/24 "2020-03-27T21:48:33Z")
\*The sun’ll come out Tomorrowwwwwww!!! BET your bottom dollar That tomorrowwww There’ll be suuuuuuuun! Just thinkin’ about Tomorrowwwwwwww Clears away the cobwebs And the sorrowwwwwwww 'Til there’s noooooooooone!\* Playbill’s newsletter has been sending out Broadway-themed 20-second song bits. This is my fave so far. Sorry for the earworm… And now we need a song for the “timeout – please wait 30 seconds” interval… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2020, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hand-washing-songs/849930/25 "2020-03-27T22:10:47Z")
'Ow 'bout _I’m Not Dead Yet_ from Spamalot? ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hand-washing-songs/849930/26 "2020-03-28T00:02:56Z")
Say the Green Lantern oath twice. ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hand-washing-songs/849930/27 "2020-03-28T11:58:45Z")
> [@ftg](#): > > The two “verses” of [Baby Shark](https://youtu.be/XqZsoesa55w?t=27) if you slow it down a tiny bit. > > 4.8 Billion views. Well, they went full tilt and released a “wash your hand with baby shark” [version](https://youtu.be/L89nN03pBzI?t=15). It drags on and on, but I guess with kids and hand washing overkill might just about work. Released last Sat. and only 3 million views. Pffft. ---
**Author:** ![str8cashhomie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7cd45c/32.png) [@str8cashhomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/str8cashhomie)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hand-washing-songs/849930/28 "2020-03-28T14:18:50Z")
[The ideal handwashing song.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bse3s3TgUM) ---
**Author:** ![NoCoolUserName](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5fc32e/32.png) [@NoCoolUserName](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NoCoolUserName)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hand-washing-songs/849930/29 "2020-03-28T17:49:11Z")
If you hate corona virus, wash your hands (oh, yeah) If you hate corona virus, wash your hands (uh, huh) If you hate corona virus You can make it pass right by us If you hate corona virus, wash your hands (woo-hoo!) ---
**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hand-washing-songs/849930/30 "2020-03-28T19:38:08Z")
Each stanza in [“I Gotta Wash My Hands!”, the famous Beatles song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxOJ7hh3H-I), is about 20 seconds long. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hand-washing-songs/849930/31 "2020-03-28T19:39:43Z")
For true sterility, a full rendition of “100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hand-washing-songs/849930.md?page=1)