Hand Washing Songs

The vocal part of Her Majesty is about right.

Remember Danny Gokey from American Idol?

Hands… washing hands… reaching out… don’t touch me; I won’t touch you…

*The sun’ll come out
Tomorrowwwwwww!!!

BET your bottom dollar
That tomorrowwww
There’ll be suuuuuuuun!

Just thinkin’ about
Tomorrowwwwwwww
Clears away the cobwebs
And the sorrowwwwwwww
'Til there’s noooooooooone!*

Playbill’s newsletter has been sending out Broadway-themed 20-second song bits. This is my fave so far.

Sorry for the earworm…

And now we need a song for the “timeout – please wait 30 seconds” interval…

'Ow 'bout I’m Not Dead Yet from Spamalot?

Say the Green Lantern oath twice.

Well, they went full tilt and released a “wash your hand with baby shark” version.

It drags on and on, but I guess with kids and hand washing overkill might just about work.

Released last Sat. and only 3 million views. Pffft.

The ideal handwashing song.

If you hate corona virus, wash your hands (oh, yeah)
If you hate corona virus, wash your hands (uh, huh)
If you hate corona virus
You can make it pass right by us
If you hate corona virus, wash your hands (woo-hoo!)

Each stanza in “I Gotta Wash My Hands!”, the famous Beatles song, is about 20 seconds long.

For true sterility, a full rendition of “100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall.”