On my nightstand.
Dammit! Don’t you hate it when you burn microwave popcorn and make everyone mad because you stink up the office?
>^,^<
KITTEN
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
Uke, the case in Bleak House was Jarndyce and Jarndyce. They weren’t cowards, just fools (IMO).
On the same topic, what do the TM think of all these frivolous lawsuits going on out there?
The Cat In The Hat
If rolled "r"s are so sexy, then why isn’t your favorite cereal Rrrrraisin Brrrran?
No, no you dolt…it’s the Confederates who should have gone around Big Round Top and and surprised General Meade who was loafing on Cemetary Ridge. I hate it when peole get the history wrong.
Which reminds me…what’s dumber? Golf or Curling?
JB
Lex Non Favet Delictorum Votis
Most definately curling.
Jeffery
Any “sport” that includes the chore of sweeping is thumbs down in my book…Speaking of cereals…The Safeway chain out here in CA is now calling their generic Cheerios “Mark McGwire Cereal” or something with part of the proceeds going to an animal charity. Do any other chains across the land have this same bizarre phenomenon? I’m waiting for the “new and improved with extra Andro!” version.
I believe that beastiality should be legal and interspecies marraige granted.
Whose with me?
I hate that thing where people are like all you know and then they like do some other thing that makes you go whatever and stuff…yeah…sorry, what was everyone saying again?
‘The beginning calls for courage; the end demands care’
Doobious, what are you? Some sorta Commie Pinko? The constitution specificly states, uh, something about we’re allowed to do that. Um, or maybe it’s the bible. Or TV Guide, I forget.
Well, I think its about time to get this thread back on topic!
What was it, anyway?
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
I agree with washisname.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
I was going to post a cogent comment, but then Sealemon’s Curse struck! 
Does anyone else wonder why bestiality is spelled BESTiality and not the expected BEASTiality?
I mean, is it supposed to be the best type of sex or something?
(Sorry Heath, I’m not making fun of your spelling. It’s a common mistake.)
I still keep giggling when I thick of Jackie dressing Kelso up like a girl.
. . . and if a fortification is a large fort, why isn’t a ratification a large rat?
As far as which is the dumbest sport, I go for the luge (“loogie?” how do you say it?). I mean, basically, it’s falling down a hill, isn’t it? Any sport you could do if you were dead does not belong in the Olympics.
LMAO Flora 
It’s pronounced “looooo-gggge” (looodzj). And yes it’s damn silly. What’s even better: 2 man luge !! Usually a fat dude on the bottom, and a skinny guy on top of him.
Errrrmmm… Sqrl ?? Know any luge guys ?
Still, it IS a sport though. Would you disqualify bobsledding too ?
Wait, maybe curling is even more silly.
Hey what are all those Canadians lookin’ at ? I’m a Rush fan, for chrissakes !! Whoah ! Whats the deal with the ax______
Bobsledding should definitely NOT be disqualified from the Olympic Games.
The reason? Harold Ross, the editor of THE NEW YORKER, was seen tobogganing on vacation by newspaper columnist Franklin Pierce Adams. “My God, Ross tobogganing?” said playwright George S Kaufman. “How did he look?” "Well, said Adams thoughtfully, “you know how Ross looks NOT tobogganing.”
Now, the main question here is, did I spell “tobogganing” correctly? I don’t think I’ve ever tried to spell it before now.
You’re entirely right, Ike! The decline in language skills is taking America right to the dogs.
Speaking of which, do you feel that the Taco Bell commercials demean Mexican culture?
Poly–
Yeah, but first Taco Bell would have to be classified as food first…that’s a big leap in and of itself…then from there to Mexican food is an even bigger jump.
Speaking of which, are chicho…hmm…chiwiowo…nope that’s doesn’t look right either…chiucocho…aww hell…the damn dog in the comercial…are they the smallest breed of dog?
I haven’t lost my mind, I have a tape backup around somewhere.
They are cleverly disguised Eohippuses. As you are aware, the dawn horse was supposed to have died out in the Eocene, about 54,000,000 years ago. Being aware of this deadline (noticing all those dead dinosaur skeletons around probably clued them in), the Eohippuses disguised themselves as small dogs, learned to eat meat (or at least taco fillings), and hung in there until the Ice Age. What happened then is another story…
But you have to consider what would have happened if the Union troops had not been aware of Lee’s plan, through that captured General Order.
Great Scott! Lee has CAPTURED General Order? That snivelling fumblethumbs…however shall we break the news to Mrs. Order?
I suppose this means that General Chaos is now commanding the Army of the Potomac.