# Handsome Turk wants lots of women **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 26, 1999, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/handsome-turk-wants-lots-of-women/10080 "1999-10-26T22:01:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 1999, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/handsome-turk-wants-lots-of-women/10080/1 "1999-10-26T22:01:00Z")
Check it out: [http://members.xoom.com/\_Xoom/primall/mahir/index.html](http://members.xoom.com/_Xoom/primall/mahir/index.html) Perhaps you even want to respond. Not in your own name of course. ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 1999, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/handsome-turk-wants-lots-of-women/10080/2 "1999-10-26T22:03:00Z")
lets fix that: Check it out: [http://members.xoom.com/\_XOOM/primall/mahir/index.html](http://members.xoom.com/_XOOM/primall/mahir/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![funneefarmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@funneefarmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/funneefarmer)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 1999, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/handsome-turk-wants-lots-of-women/10080/3 "1999-10-26T22:22:00Z")
“I like sex” Well, who doesn’t? ---
**Author:** ![Zeb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/57b2e6/32.png) [@Zeb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeb)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 1999, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/handsome-turk-wants-lots-of-women/10080/4 "1999-10-26T22:31:00Z")
“I make psycholojy doctora”. I haven’t tried that line yet. worth a shot. I’m left with a vague urge to call his phone numbers at the bottom of the page and make obscene noises for several days in a row. Unfotunately, I bet this guy scores like Wilt Chamberlin. (No disrespect intended to the recently departed Wilt) ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 1999, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/handsome-turk-wants-lots-of-women/10080/5 "1999-10-26T22:36:00Z")
sunbear, how do you find these links? 😉 * * * Sex appeal – Give generously ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 1999, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/handsome-turk-wants-lots-of-women/10080/6 "1999-10-26T22:47:00Z")
I am verry much hapiness for the langidge of the anglish what he so speeks. Maybe I gett invate to stay for his house, isn’t it? But no sex, only. * * * This space for rent. ---
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 1999, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/handsome-turk-wants-lots-of-women/10080/7 "1999-10-26T23:09:00Z")
I KISS YOU!!! ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 1999, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/handsome-turk-wants-lots-of-women/10080/8 "1999-10-26T23:16:00Z")
Is this Turkey’s new attempt to attract tourism? * * * “Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good things.” --Edgar Degas ---
**Author:** ![Lucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Lucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucky)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 1999, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/handsome-turk-wants-lots-of-women/10080/9 "1999-10-26T23:40:00Z")
I think it should have read: “I KEES YOU”. * * * Don’t get me wrong–I love life. I’m just finding it harder and harder to keep myself amused. ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 1999, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/handsome-turk-wants-lots-of-women/10080/10 "1999-10-26T23:47:00Z")
Zeb: > [@](#): > > Unfotunately, I bet this guy scores like Wilt Chamberlin. (No disrespect intended to the recently departed Wilt) But I bet the women all have hairy legs and little mustaches. I didn’t find it, it came from a strange person. ---
**Author:** ![wireless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f14d63/32.png) [@wireless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wireless)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 1999, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/handsome-turk-wants-lots-of-women/10080/11 "1999-10-27T00:12:00Z")
OOOHHHHH! He plays the accordian! Now I’m definitely going to call. \> \> \> \> \> \> \> \> \> \> \> (NOT!) Also “I speak…english”. HUH? (Regardless, his “eenglish” is definitely better than my Turkish, so I’ll shut up now.) ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 1999, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/handsome-turk-wants-lots-of-women/10080/12 "1999-10-27T00:18:00Z")
I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m getting flashbacks to a certain person on the old AOL MB. ::shudder:: ## Though I admit that this guy, at least, has some text on his page as well as pics. Lynn the Packrat ---
**Author:** ![omniscientnot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a5b964/32.png) [@omniscientnot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omniscientnot)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 1999, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/handsome-turk-wants-lots-of-women/10080/13 "1999-10-27T00:25:00Z")
I’d say it’s all in the proboscis. ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 1999, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/handsome-turk-wants-lots-of-women/10080/14 "1999-10-27T01:04:00Z")
You know what they say about guys with big noses… * * * Modest? You bet I’m modest! I am the queen of modesty! ---
**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 1999, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/handsome-turk-wants-lots-of-women/10080/15 "1999-10-27T01:12:00Z")
Maybe if I go Turkey, I can be “nice nude model.” ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 1999, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/handsome-turk-wants-lots-of-women/10080/16 "1999-10-27T04:24:00Z")
I KISS YOU !!! Yeah, and I vomit on your shoes! Shouldn’t someone direct this guy to: [http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/001932.html](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/001932.html) ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 1999, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/handsome-turk-wants-lots-of-women/10080/17 "1999-10-27T04:42:00Z")
Heehee this guy is my hero now. My tall 1.84 cm I live alone!!! ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 1999, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/handsome-turk-wants-lots-of-women/10080/18 "1999-10-27T05:02:00Z")
Guys with big noses? Yeah, they need large handkerchiefs. * * * “Well, roll me in eggs and flour and bake me for forty minutes!” [The Legend Of PigeonMan](http://www.hotkey.net.au/~guanolad/pigeonman/) - updates every Wed & Sat ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 1999, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/handsome-turk-wants-lots-of-women/10080/19 "1999-10-27T10:58:00Z")
All that remains now is for someone to make up a name in yahoo or hotmail and send him provocative e mail. ---
**Author:** ![omniscientnot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a5b964/32.png) [@omniscientnot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omniscientnot)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 1999, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/handsome-turk-wants-lots-of-women/10080/20 "1999-10-27T12:50:00Z")
Hmmmm. 1.84_cm_: perhaps he was referring to another part of his anatomy. And perhaps that would explain why he lives alone. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/handsome-turk-wants-lots-of-women/10080.md?page=2)