# handy pitting du jour

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/handy-pitting-du-jour/214082>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 19, 2003, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/handy-pitting-du-jour/214082 "2003-11-19T13:40:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Loneraven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c0e974/32.png) [@Loneraven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loneraven)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/handy-pitting-du-jour/214082/41 "2003-11-22T01:08:21Z")

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I _thought_ I’d heard the word before… oh, dear.

I seem to remember once writing “loupe-garou” in my French coursework.

Have I just invented were-magnifying-glasses?

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/handy-pitting-du-jour/214082/42 "2003-11-22T02:38:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Loneraven \*
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Where on Earth have _you_ been? I’ve not seen you in months. Glad to know you’re still with us. 😃

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**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/handy-pitting-du-jour/214082/43 "2003-11-22T03:17:13Z")

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handy spelled it “lupe.”

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**Author:** ![Ms2001](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ms2001/32/18463_2.png) [@Ms2001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms2001)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/handy-pitting-du-jour/214082/44 "2003-11-22T03:34:22Z")

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> [@](#):
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> _Originally posted by Loneraven_  
> **Have I just invented were-magnifying-glasses?**

No, there already were-magnifying-glasses.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/handy-pitting-du-jour/214082/45 "2003-11-22T03:45:04Z")

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Well, if it’s about **handy** ’s post count, I probably shouldn’t talk…  
:o

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**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/handy-pitting-du-jour/214082/46 "2003-11-22T04:05:05Z")

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8 more days to go, **Guin**.

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**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/handy-pitting-du-jour/214082/47 "2003-11-22T12:50:38Z")

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Those packets of silica gel work sometimes.

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**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/handy-pitting-du-jour/214082/48 "2003-11-22T15:10:49Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \*  
> \*\*Well, if it’s about **handy** ’s post count, I probably shouldn’t talk…  
> :o \*\*

The difference, **Guin** , is that when **you** post, you frequently have something to say!

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**Author:** ![Beagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Beagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beagle)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/handy-pitting-du-jour/214082/49 "2003-11-22T15:57:53Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Seven \*  
> \*\*Those packets of silica gel work sometimes. \*\*

KY is good also.

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Check out my post count!

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Sign of a wasted middle age?

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**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/handy-pitting-du-jour/214082/50 "2003-11-22T23:20:39Z")

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Have you tried to google “wasted middle age”?

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**Author:** ![\_possum\_stalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/b77776/32.png) [@\_possum\_stalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_possum_stalker)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/handy-pitting-du-jour/214082/51 "2003-11-22T23:41:26Z")

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Less than 0.4% of **Handy** ’s posts are in the Pit.

Input numbers in the calculator in accessories menu.

Answer appears in a second, cool.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/handy-pitting-du-jour/214082/52 "2003-11-23T00:43:11Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Desmostylus \*  
> \*\*8 more days to go, **Guin**. \*\*

If I may but in for a second…8 more days until what exactly?

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/handy-pitting-du-jour/214082/53 "2003-11-23T01:15:34Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Lord Ashtar \*  
> \*\*If I may but in for a second…8 more days until what exactly? \*\*

Until **Guinastasia** ’s post count exceeds **handy** ’s, provided both maintain their posts-per-day average at the time the calculation was made.

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