# Hangin' with Jesus. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2002, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hangin-with-jesus/126422 "2002-08-31T07:47:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2002, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hangin-with-jesus/126422/1 "2002-08-31T07:47:57Z")
Dear lord, but [this is funny](http://heavenlyimages.com/Gallery/Gallery2/Samples.htm): I’m probably going to hell for laughing at someone’s attempt to deal with grief and loss, but [this one](http://heavenlyimages.com/Gallery/Gallery2/pages/Smith-angel%202%20final.htm) has me in hysterics. I think it’s the vaguely satanic head radiation that’s been added. [This one](http://heavenlyimages.com/Gallery/Gallery2/pages/Grable.htm) has a certain charm, too. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2002, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hangin-with-jesus/126422/2 "2002-08-31T10:21:34Z")
Well, everyone has their own way of dealing with grief, obviously. But yes, superimposing Jesus [so that he sticks out of the bushes](http://heavenlyimages.com/images/gifs/WeddingJPg.gif) at your wedding is definitely silly. ---
**Author:** ![ageless6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@ageless6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ageless6)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2002, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hangin-with-jesus/126422/3 "2002-08-31T11:06:47Z")
And just try to tell me that isn’t Robert DeNiro playing Jesus! Mph…they really should have gotten an unknown for that part. Who’s going to believe DeNiro is saintly? "Are you Christians talkin’ to me? "ARE YOU CHRISTIANS TALKIN’ TO ME?!! ---
**Author:** ![WV\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@WV\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WV_Woman)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2002, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hangin-with-jesus/126422/4 "2002-08-31T16:30:01Z")
Hey look, it’s the Anglo-Saxon Jesus! Seriously … why is He always portrayed as a white guy, when chances are He had not-black-not-white-but-pretty-dark skin? (I seriously know people around here who think He was white _rolls eyes_) Re: the pictures, the dog one got me. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2002, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hangin-with-jesus/126422/5 "2002-08-31T16:37:12Z")
Jesus isn’t even looking at the bride and groom! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2002, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hangin-with-jesus/126422/6 "2002-08-31T16:56:55Z")
Are you suggesting he’s ogling the bridesmaid, Twisty? ---
**Author:** ![Violet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ebca7d/32.png) [@Violet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Violet)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2002, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hangin-with-jesus/126422/7 "2002-08-31T17:34:00Z")
A hearty Hahaha! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![micknlu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6a8cbe/32.png) [@micknlu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/micknlu)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2002, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hangin-with-jesus/126422/8 "2002-08-31T19:13:37Z")
_gasp_ I…can’t…breathe!!! The one that particularly gets me is this one: [http://heavenlyimages.com/Gallery/Gallery2/pages/Vance2%20copy.htm](http://heavenlyimages.com/Gallery/Gallery2/pages/Vance2%20copy.htm) He’s got that “Gawd I feel stupid” look. “And I’ll take off this Mack truck hat when you pry it from my cold, dead… ohhhhh wait…” I’ll see you in hell, Larry ---
**Author:** ![Skerri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Skerri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skerri)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2002, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hangin-with-jesus/126422/9 "2002-08-31T19:33:26Z")
MAAAA! Jesus won’t change my [diaper](http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1855274088)! Oooh, I’m going to burn for that one. ---
**Author:** ![Skerri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Skerri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skerri)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2002, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hangin-with-jesus/126422/10 "2002-08-31T19:35:36Z")
Wow! That screwed up pretty bad. Let’s try that one again. [diaper](http://heavenlyimages.com/Gallery/Gallery2/pages/Sepulvado2Final%202.htm) ---
**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2002, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hangin-with-jesus/126422/11 "2002-08-31T19:53:13Z")
This is pretty damn funny. It looks like Jesus just gave [this guy](http://heavenlyimages.com/Gallery/Gallery2/pages/Aleck2.htm) a wedgie. Haj