# Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf has died.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hank-the-angry-drunken-dwarf-has-died/79879>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 5, 2001, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hank-the-angry-drunken-dwarf-has-died/79879 "2001-09-05T16:34:31Z")\
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**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hank-the-angry-drunken-dwarf-has-died/79879/1 "2001-09-05T16:34:31Z")

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[http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/eo/20010904/en/howard\_stern\_s\_hank\_the\_dwarf\_dies\_1.html](http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/eo/20010904/en/howard_stern_s_hank_the_dwarf_dies_1.html)

Never shall I look at another drunken dwarf in a pink bunnysuit.

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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hank-the-angry-drunken-dwarf-has-died/79879/2 "2001-09-05T16:39:26Z")

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I listened to the whole show this morning, waiting for it to be a joke. It’s sad. Hank cracked me up, but I knew (and everyone knew) he wasn’t in good shape.

Rest in peace Hank, and remember…

life is short

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**Author:** ![Acco40](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/58956e/32.png) [@Acco40](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acco40)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hank-the-angry-drunken-dwarf-has-died/79879/3 "2001-09-05T16:40:41Z")

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Poor dwarf…

only the good die young. I wonder how Howard is taking it.