# Hapby Brthdsaay to me@!!!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 21, 2000, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hapby-brthdsaay-to-me/20085 "2000-05-21T03:51:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2000, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hapby-brthdsaay-to-me/20085/1 "2000-05-21T03:51:14Z")
Hi guys! It is amlost my 19th irthdya. I know that I said that I was 19, I wasn’t but I will be in 30 minutes (12:28 may 21st!!) I am sooooo hapy g about it being my 19th birhtdya. My friends and i had paryt and we drank vodka and fruti juivdee annd alkso vodke and 77777iup. NSAd some peoplke had screwdirved but I don;t like ornage juice. I think teh doritos m,ake me sick. I have a buckte nect to mey compyeter anfd I may puke. I have 9 dunks, 3 shoits. U don; fell good byt it is almost my birhtdya!!! OI lvoe you all you amek me laugh. I hoiep everythone likes mes oto. I am sorry that I am durnk right nwo and it is almosf my birthsyA1!!! i THINK IT WILL BE FUN AT THE DOIPIRS CONCENTION IN BALTUINRIOE AT CHEVBY’S/ i CAN’ ait gays it will be awesme!@!!! I love you and hugds!! I am almost 1999999999999999999!!! It is almsot tim for me to 19. veryone frink dome vodka and thing of me when 12"28 roles alroufn. Love alwyas and forver, sarah, the nist beautiful hag in the worlddddddlll;kJ kjfvv }Bye!!! ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2000, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hapby-brthdsaay-to-me/20085/2 "2000-05-21T04:02:16Z")
I’m sorry what was that?? I dont read drunk. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=25045](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=25045) give me 45 minutes though. Happy B-Day… BTW 19 is LEGAL to drink where you are right?? Its legal for sexumawel things though everywhere… **saunters up to Nacho** …so I hear you’ve had a lot to drink tonight. **thinks I just DOUBLED my chances of looking attractive** _adjusts his gold chains and wide collar_ Hey babe be! ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2000, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hapby-brthdsaay-to-me/20085/3 "2000-05-21T04:16:21Z")
I type good this tmne, It IS NOTE legal for me to be d5rikgin. Myf ried got her oldr sorotity sistet oit buy me vidka and tequila (but we drank most of the tequila last night,) This time I had wya too much and now i tink i am hung ovr otmoty,ow. But we have cake for tomorr.ew yewah if you were here I htink you’d get lucky b.c I am horny. Sherhhhhhhh, Don’t tell anyoen. Bu tno boys they all left so no nookie for sayah. Sarah, iew mnean. Too bad, WHere do youy live? near western marlad? I think you r rtoo ol for me anyway 🙂 I’m only 19 in 13333333333 mntues. ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2000, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hapby-brthdsaay-to-me/20085/4 "2000-05-21T04:18:28Z")
mmmmm, drunk, we can take advantage of this one… Happy B-Day kid. or in drunk: hppay bthdrady!!! yrou 1999999999!!! ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2000, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hapby-brthdsaay-to-me/20085/5 "2000-05-21T04:37:19Z")
NO!!! I am not too old for you! TRUST ME!!! …and Im nto too far away from maryland… just give me, oh crap, 14 HOURS! I can be there by plane… JUST DONT STOP DRINKING!! **Panics** Wheres my clean undies??? …damn… I hope I dont come off as desperate… ---
**Author:** ![Oncle\_Biere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8baadc/32.png) [@Oncle\_Biere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oncle_Biere)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2000, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hapby-brthdsaay-to-me/20085/6 "2000-05-21T04:46:46Z")
**Eat, drink and by merry, for tomorrow you sleep in!** Escanaba! ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2000, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hapby-brthdsaay-to-me/20085/7 "2000-05-21T04:49:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > **Eat, drink and by merry, for tomorrow you sleep in!** > > Escanaba! > \*\* Wait a second… I just responded to one of your posts… how do you STILL have only ONE post count!!! ---
**Author:** ![xenophon41](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xenophon41/32/253_2.png) [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2000, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hapby-brthdsaay-to-me/20085/8 "2000-05-21T04:56:57Z")
Sarah, in about 14 hours, when you can focus on the screen enough to read this: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BBBBB BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBbbIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHDDDDDDDDDDDDDaaaaaaaaaaaY! Hang in there, kid; adulthood gets easier the more you practice it. —I still envy you, though! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2000, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hapby-brthdsaay-to-me/20085/9 "2000-05-21T06:07:14Z")
Happy birthday, Sarah, we’re all looking forward to tomorrow’s thread **Will Everyone Stop Making So Much Noise!!!**. ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2000, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hapby-brthdsaay-to-me/20085/10 "2000-05-21T09:17:23Z")
AHH you messed up the word wrap!! God I love threads started by drunk people! They’re so hillarious!! Hey Happy Birthday Sara! You’re gonna be spending most of your first full day of being 19 in bed with a wicked hangover but thats half the fun aint it 😃 I wanna get drunk too!! Any comely lasses here wanna get drunk with me too? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2000, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hapby-brthdsaay-to-me/20085/11 "2000-05-21T16:10:59Z")
Wow…sorry about that guys. I was a little excited about that whole birthday thing…Happy birthday to me! Not that hungover - just an upset stomach. Luckily I didn’t drink too much all at once (did I mention I got drunk Friday night too? I think my stomach is made of steel! I leave for home in two days and I still have a lot of vodka left…anyone wanna party in Baltimore? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2000, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hapby-brthdsaay-to-me/20085/12 "2000-05-21T16:21:59Z")
Happy Birthday! Enjoy that stomach of steel while ya still can, babe! Ahhh…to be 19 again… ---
**Author:** ![Fonz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Fonz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fonz)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2000, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hapby-brthdsaay-to-me/20085/13 "2000-05-21T17:45:20Z")
**I know it’s belated, but have a good 19th!** (Sorry, I went to too many parties this weekend and “missed” a day in the process.) Hope it was happy. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Fonz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Fonz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fonz)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2000, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hapby-brthdsaay-to-me/20085/14 "2000-05-21T17:49:01Z")
If you had trouble posting to this thread because there was a software bug and no Reply button, You can do what I did to break down Sleeping Beauty: “Quote” someone. Oh, and it helps to be a prince. ---
**Author:** ![Iguana\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@Iguana\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iguana_Boy)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2000, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hapby-brthdsaay-to-me/20085/15 "2000-05-21T18:08:48Z")
Hey, Nacho!! Happy Birthday. I remember when I was 19. I have just poured a glass of whisky and toasted your health, 'cos something tells me you’re gonna need it 🙂 Unfortunately, I can’t make it to Baltimore in time, but if you ever wanna get drunk and horny in Glasgow - you just let me know! Doug ---
**Author:** ![Inky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7feea3/32.png) [@Inky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky_1)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2000, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hapby-brthdsaay-to-me/20085/16 "2000-05-21T20:40:59Z")
Heres my present! Its a SpellCheck! ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2000, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hapby-brthdsaay-to-me/20085/17 "2000-05-21T20:57:30Z")
The sad part is, you spell almost as good drunk as I do sober… Happy Birthday! Geez, I _think_ I remember 19…