# Happy Anniversary, Satan! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 5, 2000, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-anniversary-satan/18627 "2000-05-05T01:48:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![douglips](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@douglips](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/douglips)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2000, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-anniversary-satan/18627/1 "2000-05-05T01:48:13Z")
Dude! You’ve been here one year. Check it out: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=930](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=930) You’ve posted 3382 times. That’s almost 9.25 posts per day!! Prodiginous! Meanwhile, I registered one and a half months earlier, and have only 366 posts. I’m not sure what this means, but **Wow!** Keep up the good work, and keep up the not smoking! ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-anniversary-satan/18627/2 "2000-05-09T19:44:57Z")
Thanks, douglips! Sorry I didn’t notice this earlier, dude! I appreciate you looking out for me and a milestone I myself missed… * * * Yer pal, Satan _I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR: One month, 17 hours, 44 minutes and 15 seconds. 1229 cigarettes not smoked, saving $153.69. Life saved: 4 days, 6 hours, 25 minutes._ ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-anniversary-satan/18627/3 "2000-05-09T20:06:03Z")
Ahh, Doug? I think you should check those dates again. It appears the good Satan registered on 5/4/99. I think you are reading the _last post_ entry. [Satan’s Anniversary](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=23543) ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-anniversary-satan/18627/4 "2000-05-09T20:37:56Z")
Um… Look at the date douglips posted this… And you messed up the coding too! Oh well, at least you weren’t dumb enough to [steal your idea](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=24021) without knowing you did it first… ::sigh:: * * * Yer pal, Satan _I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR: One month, 18 hours, 37 minutes and 28 seconds. 1231 cigarettes not smoked, saving $153.88. Life saved: 4 days, 6 hours, 35 minutes._ ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-anniversary-satan/18627/5 "2000-05-09T21:05:07Z")
Okay, I reckon mebbe I should l’arn myself some readin’ an’ writin’. Sheesh. ---
**Author:** ![It\_is\_to\_laugh-Non](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ec9cab/32.png) [@It\_is\_to\_laugh-Non](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_is_to_laugh-Non)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-anniversary-satan/18627/6 "2000-05-09T21:12:23Z")
I have a post a day. But then I have a day job. ---
**Author:** ![It\_is\_to\_laugh-Non](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ec9cab/32.png) [@It\_is\_to\_laugh-Non](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_is_to_laugh-Non)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-anniversary-satan/18627/7 "2000-05-09T21:14:53Z")
OK, here’s #2 Now stop showing off. It just makes the slow ones winded.