# Happy as a puppy with two peters...and six legs?!

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-as-a-puppy-with-two-peters-and-six-legs/309102
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [June 20, 2005, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-as-a-puppy-with-two-peters-and-six-legs/309102 "2005-06-20T19:32:09Z")
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### Author: ![LeeshaJoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@LeeshaJoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LeeshaJoy)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2005, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-as-a-puppy-with-two-peters-and-six-legs/309102/1 "2005-06-20T19:32:09Z")

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You have to [see](http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2005/6/19/nation/11262103&sec=nation) this dog to believe it.

> [@](#):
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> Kwang Sung Temple committee member Tee Kim Huat said the caretaker saw the white puppy with dark brown patches sleeping at the temple entrance at 7am.
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> “He lifted the canine to place it elsewhere and was shocked to see that the puppy had six legs! Not only that, the male puppy also had an extra penis,” said Tee.

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### Author: ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2005, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-as-a-puppy-with-two-peters-and-six-legs/309102/2 "2005-06-20T19:34:51Z")

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For the second time today , I only have one thing to say about this :

EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW !!!

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### Author: ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2005, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-as-a-puppy-with-two-peters-and-six-legs/309102/3 "2005-06-20T20:06:03Z")

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This will teach you to keep asking for puppy pictures! 🙂

(Now, kittens, on the other hand…)

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### Author: ![dare\_devil007](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@dare\_devil007](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dare_devil007)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2005, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-as-a-puppy-with-two-peters-and-six-legs/309102/4 "2005-06-20T20:09:49Z")

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My Og! That’s almost as disturbing as the [kitten that has two faces!](http://news.sympatico.msn.ca/OddNews/ContentPosting.aspx?contentid=57ad7211a5164965b798c7f6f7c8d247&show=False&number=0&showbyline=True&subtitle=&detect=&abc=abc)

Don’t worry. There aren’t any pictures.

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### Author: ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2005, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-as-a-puppy-with-two-peters-and-six-legs/309102/5 "2005-06-20T20:17:40Z")

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> [@PapSett](#):
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> For the second time today , I only have one thing to say about this :
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> EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW !!!

The other day, I saw a link to a newspaper story about Gemini, a newborn two-faced kitten, but the link wouldn’t work. So I Googled up the relevant words from the link: Gemini, kitten, two-faced, and I got a website about facial deformities in newborn kittens. Some of those poor things were so monstrously malformed that my stomach is still turned three days after looking at it.

This pup, however, isn’t that bad. And I’m looking hard, but not seeing a superfluous tallywhacker.

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### Author: ![susan\_foster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@susan\_foster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan_foster)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2005, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-as-a-puppy-with-two-peters-and-six-legs/309102/6 "2005-06-20T20:23:28Z")

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Well, maybe the extra legs came from this dog:

[It’s Halvsie! (No, not really)](http://www.superlaughecards.com/1/faithwonderdog.htm)

Susan

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### Author: ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2005, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-as-a-puppy-with-two-peters-and-six-legs/309102/7 "2005-06-20T20:33:10Z")

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So does it have to [raise](http://www.collegesportsscholarships.com/gym11.jpg) both hindlegs to take a leak?

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### Author: ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2005, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-as-a-puppy-with-two-peters-and-six-legs/309102/8 "2005-06-20T21:32:02Z")

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For the curious, [here is a photo of the two-faced kitten.](http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2005/06/17/twofaces5.jpg) Not particularly gross, but it is a bit unsettling.

Will a two-faced cat have 18 lives? 😃

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### Author: ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2005, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-as-a-puppy-with-two-peters-and-six-legs/309102/9 "2005-06-20T21:40:50Z")

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I see they named it Ong Fatt…

shouldn’t he be named Dong Phat?

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### Author: ![dare\_devil007](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@dare\_devil007](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dare_devil007)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2005, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-as-a-puppy-with-two-peters-and-six-legs/309102/10 "2005-06-20T21:50:24Z")

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> [@gotpasswords](#):
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> For the curious, [here is a photo of the two-faced kitten.](http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2005/06/17/twofaces5.jpg) Not particularly gross, but it is a bit unsettling.
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> Will a two-faced cat have 18 lives? 😃

:eek:  
I really want to click on that link and see what the kitten looks like, but I’m really scared, too…

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### Author: ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2005, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-as-a-puppy-with-two-peters-and-six-legs/309102/11 "2005-06-20T21:58:00Z")

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The puppy is so cute. I wish I had a six-legged dog.

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### Author: ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2005, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-as-a-puppy-with-two-peters-and-six-legs/309102/12 "2005-06-20T22:14:02Z")

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Actually, this puppy looks cute and happy. A little odd, but he doesn’t seem to be aware he’s a freak, so he could end up being a fun pet.

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### Author: ![katie1341](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/91b2a8/32.png) [@katie1341](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katie1341)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2005, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-as-a-puppy-with-two-peters-and-six-legs/309102/13 "2005-06-20T22:20:55Z")

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Bet he’ll kick butt in agility class!

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### Author: ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2005, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-as-a-puppy-with-two-peters-and-six-legs/309102/14 "2005-06-20T22:22:26Z")

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> [@dare\_devil007\_](#):
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> :eek:  
> I really want to click on that link and see what the kitten looks like, but I’m really scared, too…

The puppy is cute, but the two faced kitten is a bit nasty.

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### Author: ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2005, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-as-a-puppy-with-two-peters-and-six-legs/309102/15 "2005-06-20T22:46:13Z")

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GAH! Okay, I will now have nightmares about the two-faced kitty. Why did I click that link?

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### Author: ![Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/41988e/32.png) [@Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dazzling_White_Diamonds)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2005, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-as-a-puppy-with-two-peters-and-six-legs/309102/16 "2005-06-20T23:23:32Z")

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You clicked for the same reason I did… linky provided, must clicky.

:: shudder ::

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### Author: ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2005, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-as-a-puppy-with-two-peters-and-six-legs/309102/17 "2005-06-20T23:57:19Z")

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To click or not to click…

…not to click.

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### Author: ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)
#### Post date: [June 21, 2005, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-as-a-puppy-with-two-peters-and-six-legs/309102/18 "2005-06-21T00:16:10Z")

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Oh, c’mon. The kitten isn’t _that_ bad!

And the puppy is downright adorable. Where is this temple located? China? Kind of a shame it’s not in India or another country with a large Hindu population. I think they’d really appreciated a dog with a spare set of limbs.

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### Author: ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)
#### Post date: [June 21, 2005, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-as-a-puppy-with-two-peters-and-six-legs/309102/19 "2005-06-21T00:22:52Z")

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He is a cute freaky puppy. I wish they had shown a picture of him standing up so it’s easier to tell which direction the legs go.

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### Author: ![scr4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@scr4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scr4)
#### Post date: [June 21, 2005, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-as-a-puppy-with-two-peters-and-six-legs/309102/20 "2005-06-21T01:22:39Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> Where is this temple located? China?

Malaysia, judging from the web address.

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