# Happy Belated Birthday, Slythe **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 22, 2000, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-belated-birthday-slythe/34140 "2000-09-22T15:00:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-belated-birthday-slythe/34140/1 "2000-09-22T15:00:58Z")
Happy birthday, Slythe, one day late. I’m sorry. I really did intend to post this yesterday, but work got hectic and I didn’t get the chance. Anyway, I hope you had a wonderful day and will enjoy many more to come. Here’s a toast to you! ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-belated-birthday-slythe/34140/2 "2000-09-22T15:17:57Z")
kazoos buzzing, bells and whistles, few bars of intro segue into: I wish you a happy birthday (though I wish I had known right away). But better late than never May this mod live forever! And with us at this forum stay! Happy Birthday ////Slythe\\ ------& -----😃 —////\\ (If I could do serious poetry, I would have segued with Mozart.) ---
**Author:** ![Gazoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ce73a5/32.png) [@Gazoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazoo)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-belated-birthday-slythe/34140/3 "2000-09-22T15:57:04Z")
Happy Birthday Slythe!!! (Hey, shouldn’t this be in MPSIMS :D) ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-belated-birthday-slythe/34140/4 "2000-09-22T16:48:11Z")
Happy Birthday, slythe! Hope you had a great day, many more to come and all that. Now, should I be naked? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-belated-birthday-slythe/34140/5 "2000-09-22T17:46:05Z")
A very happy birthday! How did you entertain yourself and those around you on your big day? ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-belated-birthday-slythe/34140/6 "2000-09-22T19:18:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silver Fire \* > \*\*Happy Birthday, slythe! Hope you had a great day, many more to come and all that. Now, should I be naked? 😉 \*\* Silver, honey, we have to talk. This getting naked thing is starting to concern me, and since I love you dearly, I felt I should speak up. After all, you are intelligent, witty and a beautiful person, and you should be appreciated for these things as well as for your propensity for getting naked. Right? No? You are having fun and want me to MYOB? [sub]slinks off in shame, muttering about how I was only trying to be a good friend[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-belated-birthday-slythe/34140/7 "2000-09-22T19:20:21Z")
Oh, I almost forgot- Happy Birthday, Slythe, and may you have many, many more! And thank you for all the hard work you put in on this, the best little message board in the universe! Scotti ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-belated-birthday-slythe/34140/8 "2000-09-22T22:08:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scotticher \* > \*\*[sub]slinks off in shame, muttering about how I was only trying to be a good friend[/sub] > > \*\* Thanks for the concern, Scotti! And, yes, you are a great friend. You’re right. I’m intelligent, sweet, witty, and beautiful, and I should be recognized and appreciated for these things as well. That’s it! No more naked posting for me. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-belated-birthday-slythe/34140/9 "2000-09-22T22:50:25Z")
(That “whooshing” sound you hear is Scotti, packing her bags to enter the witness protection program, as all the men on the SDMB join outside her house with torches-chanting “Death to Scotti! Death to Scotti!”} ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-belated-birthday-slythe/34140/10 "2000-09-23T01:22:17Z")
Thank you everyone! My dearest Silver Fire, you should _always_ be naked.😉 As a present, can someone tell me where I can find a copy of Allan Sherman’s _The Rape Of The A_P_E_"\*? I know there’s a copy at e-bay, but that auction is past $40 already, and climbing. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-belated-birthday-slythe/34140/11 "2000-09-23T01:41:58Z")
Happy belated birthday. I hope you had a good one. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-belated-birthday-slythe/34140/12 "2000-09-23T01:52:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by slythe \* > \*\*My dearest Silver Fire, you should _always_ be naked.😉 > \*\* Hmmm…can I quote you on that? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-belated-birthday-slythe/34140/13 "2000-09-23T01:58:47Z")
Hippo (belated) birdie two ewe! (You’re supposed to imagine the animals, all lined up in a row, smiling and dressed for a party.) Oh, phooey, it works as a greeting card anyway… Happy belated! ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-belated-birthday-slythe/34140/14 "2000-09-23T03:12:30Z")
**Yet more terrible birthday rhymes** Happy belated birthday to the moderator known as slythe who keeps the old I-M-H-O friendly, safe, and nythe. (I’m getting better, believe it or not.) **Scotticher** said: > [@](#): > > That “whooshing” sound you hear is Scotti, packing her bags to enter the witness protection program \ C’mon over, Scotti–I’ll hide ya from those meanies. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-belated-birthday-slythe/34140/15 "2000-09-23T04:02:10Z")
Scotti, I want _everyone_ to be nekked in my forum! 🙂 Silver Tongued, I’m hopin’you add it to your sig line! MysterEcks, let me know when you go on vacation-I’ll hold off on the next poetry thread til then. 😉 AudryK, that was a beautiful card! Spider Woman, GREAT party hat! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-belated-birthday-slythe/34140/16 "2000-09-23T04:06:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by slythe \* > \*\*Silver Tongued, I’m hopin’you add it to your sig line! > \*\* Consider it done. That’s what I wanted to do with it anyway. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-belated-birthday-slythe/34140/17 "2000-09-23T18:06:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MysterEcks \* > \*\*\ C’mon over, Scotti–I’ll hide ya from those meanies. \*\* Thanks for offering me asylum, hon! Sorry it took me so long to get here, but it took me awhile to don my disguise. How do you like the beard and the eyebrows? I snuck right through the angry mob outside my door, and no one even looked at me twice. What do you mean, you don’t blame them? ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-belated-birthday-slythe/34140/18 "2000-09-24T06:56:03Z")
**slythe** said: > [@](#): > > MysterEcks, let me know when you go on vacation-I’ll hold off on the next poetry thread til then. Hey, I can come up with 'em at any time. I even composed a poem for Homer’s non-flushing poop thread…which, come to think of it, is where most of my poetry belongs. **Scotticher** said: > [@](#): > > How do you like the beard and the eyebrows? Well _my_beard doesn’t come off. So there! ---
**Author:** ![Gabz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/838e76/32.png) [@Gabz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gabz)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-belated-birthday-slythe/34140/19 "2000-09-24T07:00:21Z")
Happy Birthday to YOU (and to me too-mine is today) Happy Happy - and may you have many many more! ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-belated-birthday-slythe/34140/20 "2000-09-24T16:06:07Z")
To late I know, but, still, Gratulerar på födelsedagen(Happy birthday)! Hope you had a good one.:)🙂 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-belated-birthday-slythe/34140.md?page=2)