# Happy Big 5-0, DrMatrix! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 27, 2003, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-big-5-0-drmatrix/197941 "2003-08-27T10:30:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-big-5-0-drmatrix/197941/21 "2003-08-28T01:46:23Z")
**HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DRMATRIX!!!** Approximate Phonetic Chinese Version of “Happy Birthday”: (thanks, Nathan!) “Guung juuk nay fook sow yuen teen tsai, hing hong nay sun sun fie lok. Leen leen doe yao gum yut, suuy doe yao gum jzew, guung hay nay! Guung hay nay!!!” Approximate English Translation of Above: “Congrats on this good day of fortune, where we can all gather together. Wishing you a very happy birthday. Every year, this wondrous day arrives; Always, this wondrous time comes. Congratulations! Congratulations!” Hope you have a happy one! 🙂 Phew… 50’s getting up there, you know… best put in the prescriptions for Bengay and other assorted medications now, and work on that pension plan of yours while you’re still relatively mentally competent to do so. 😉 I think that was an injudicious remark for **Cajun Man** to make… he should be whipped soundly for it. Maybe that’ll teach him to make those kinds of remarks… F\_X ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-big-5-0-drmatrix/197941/22 "2003-08-28T02:50:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cajun Man \*\*\* > (Does this mean I can trade him in for two 25 year olds?) \*\* > [@](#): > > \*\*Naughty! Perhaps you should get the spanking today instead of the birthday boy. \*\* > [@](#): > > \*\*I think **Cajun Man** should be tied up for that remark… > \*\* > [@](#): > > \*\*I think that was an injudicious remark for Cajun Man to make… he should be whipped soundly for it. Maybe that’ll teach him to make those kinds of remarks… > \*\* Looks like **DrMatrix** has his work cut out for him. 😃 Happy Birthday John. ---
**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-big-5-0-drmatrix/197941/23 "2003-08-28T03:01:15Z")
Many happy returns, DR. M. It couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. 🙂 Since the very term “cyberhug” makes me slightly queasy, I’m breaking my own rule here but here ya go . . . ::HUG!:: 😃 Have a great day. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-big-5-0-drmatrix/197941/24 "2003-08-28T03:11:58Z")
Ohhhh it’s his birthday! I thought he was going to the Jack Lord marathon or something. Happy Birthday **Dr. Matrix!!!** ---
**Author:** ![John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Kentzel-Griffin)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-big-5-0-drmatrix/197941/25 "2003-08-28T17:18:12Z")
Thanks everyone. **Cajun Man** took me out to dinner last night at the Blue Cat. Some friends met us after for drinks. It was great. My head hurts. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2003, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-big-5-0-drmatrix/197941/26 "2003-08-28T18:49:59Z")
50, eh? I wanna see what that painting of you in the basement looks like. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-big-5-0-drmatrix/197941.md?page=1)